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    Garth Marenghi
    “He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark. His bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions - on top, doggy, and normal.

    Exhausted they collapsed onto the recently extended sofa-bed. Then a hell beast ate them.”
    Garth Marenghi, Slicer

  • #2
    Garth Marenghi
    “The human spirit cannot be overcome. You know, as a writer, if you took away my paper, I would write on my heart. If you take away my ink, I'd write on the wind.

    (It wouldn't be an ideal way to work.)”
    Garth Marenghi

  • #3
    Brandon McCartney
    “BASED is how you feel inside.”
    Brandon McCartney, Takin' Over



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