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  • #1
    Stephen Schwartz
    “I've heard it said that people come into our lives for a reason
    Bringing something we must learn
    And we are led to those who help us most to grow
    If we let them and we help them in return.”
    Stephen Schwartz

  • #2
    Stephen Schwartz
    “Those who don't try never look foolish.”
    Stephen Schwartz, Wicked: The Complete Book and Lyrics of the Broadway Musical

  • #3
    Gregory Maguire
    “Where I'm from, we believe in all sorts of things that aren't true... we call it history.”
    Gregory Maguire, Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West

  • #4
    Stephen Schwartz
    “Cause getting your dreams
    It's strange, but it seems
    A little -- well -- complicated
    There's a kind of a sort of : cost
    There's a couple of things get : lost
    There are bridges you cross
    You didn't know you crossed
    Until you've crossed.”
    Stephen Schwartz, Wicked: The Complete Book and Lyrics of the Broadway Musical

  • #5
    Gregory Maguire
    “I know you don't want to hear this but someone has to say it! You are out of control! I mean they're just shoes... let it go!”
    Gregory Maguire, Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West

  • #6
    Stephen Schwartz
    “....Everyone deserves a chance to fly!”
    Stephen Schwartz, Wicked: The Complete Book and Lyrics of the Broadway Musical

  • #7
    Gregory Maguire
    “A man is called a traitor, or liberator. A rich man is a theif or philanthropist. Is one a crusader or ruthless invader? It's all in which label is able to persist.”
    Gregory Maguire

  • #8
    Stephen Schwartz
    “Some things I cannot change, but 'til I try I'll never know.”
    Stephen Schwartz, Wicked: The Complete Book and Lyrics of the Broadway Musical

  • #9
    Stephen Schwartz
    “No, you're wrong. I'm a hundred percent callow and deeply shallow.”
    Stephen Schwartz, Wicked: The Complete Book and Lyrics of the Broadway Musical

  • #10
    Stephen Schwartz
    “It's just life, so keep dancing through.”
    Stephen Schwartz, Wicked: The Complete Book and Lyrics of the Broadway Musical

  • #11
    Stephen Schwartz
    “Popular,
    You're gonna be
    Popular!
    I'll teach you the proper ploys
    when you talk to boys!
    Little ways to flirt
    and flounce!
    I'll show you what shoes to wear,
    how to fix your hair,
    everything that really counts,
    to be
    POPULAR!!”
    Stephen Schwartz, Wicked: The Complete Book and Lyrics of the Broadway Musical

  • #12
    Charles J. Sykes
    “Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
    Charles J. Sykes, Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write or Add

  • #13
    D.J. MacHale
    “Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.”
    D.J. MacHale

  • #14
    Jon   Stewart
    “I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.”
    Jon Stewart

  • #15
    Thomas A. Edison
    “I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
    Thomas A. Edison

  • #16
    Edgar A. Guest
    “Somebody said that it couldn't be done
    But he with a chuckle replied
    That "maybe it couldn't," but he would be one
    Who wouldn't say so till he tried.
    So he buckled right in with the trace of a grin
    On his face. If he worried he hid it.
    He started to sing as he tackled the thing
    That couldn't be done, and he did it.”
    Edgar A. Guest

  • #17
    Judy Garland
    “Always be a first rate version of yourself and not a second rate version of someone else.”
    Judy Garland

  • #18
    “There are no small parts, only small actors.”
    Carol Jacobs

  • #19
    “I didn’t know what to do for my project so I brought in a paper cup filled with dirt just hoping that she’d know I’m an idiot and just walk right on past me just as long as I was holding something.

    “What do you have there, Brian?”

    “It’s a cup of dirt. Just put an ‘F’ on it there and let me go home.”

    “Well, explain it.”

    “Well, it’s a cup with dirt in it. I call it ‘Cup of Dirt.’ You should move on now. Just go ahead and move on. Head on down the line there.”
    Brian Regan, Live

  • #20
    “I" before "E" except after "C" and when sounding like "A" as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and YOU'LL ALWAYS BE WRONG NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!!”
    Brian Regan

  • #21
    “I called them up, "Ya, I have ten boxes; can you come pick them up?" "We need to know the weight and the girth." "Okay, good-bye." So I called back. "We need the weight and the girth." "Okay, I don't know what the weight is, and um, I don't know what girth means... So now what's the procedure?" So this guy talks to me like I'm four years old. "Well do you have a bathroom scale?" "Uh, ya but if I put the box on the scale it's gonna cover up the NUMBERS!" What, do I take it off really quick? Ah, zero: I'm not fast enough. What's he talking about? So then he gives me his Mister Wizard Formula, "How about if you stand on the scale and weigh yourself and get off the scale. Pick up the box, get back on, weigh you and the box together, and subtract your own weight." I'm going, "Slow down. Hold on professor." I know this guys never tried this, because I tried it and you still can't see the NUMBERS! Then I had to hang up in the middle of his girth formula.”
    Brian Regan

  • #22
    “Would you like a nice cold fish head? They're frozen solid: frozen head of fish, the eyeballs in there and the skeleton's coming out. It comes with a turnip and a spork." "I was wishing you had one of them left; wishing upon a star.”
    Brian Regan

  • #23
    “So I called back, "Ya, I have ten boxes and... no I'm another guy. Ya and they all weigh exactly 22 pounds, and they all have a girth of... three." "Three what?" "Three... girth units.”
    Brian Regan

  • #24
    L. Frank Baum
    “Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.”
    L. Frank Baum

  • #25
    Winston Groom
    “Life is like a box of chocolates.”
    Winston Groom, Gump & Co.

  • #26
    Winston Groom
    “Stupid is as stupid looks.”
    Winston Groom, Gump & Co.

  • #27
    Sean Mangan
    “Life is too short when you think of the length of death”
    Sean Mangan

  • #28
    Will Rogers
    “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
    Will Rogers

  • #29
    Will Rogers
    “Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.”
    Will Rogers

  • #30
    William Arthur Ward
    “if you can imagine it, you can achieve it, if you can dream it, you can become it”
    William Arthur Ward



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