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#1

“Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.”
― haruki murakami, What I Talk About When I Talk About Running

tags: inspirational, running

8509 likes

#2

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

tags: exercise, humor, laziness, misattributed-to-hutchins

24407 likes

#3

“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
― Benjamin Franklin Wade

tags: humor, misattributed-mark-twain, philosophy, theology

19828 likes

#4

“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.”
― Isaac Asimov, Foundation

tags: humor, inspirational, philosophy, wisdom

7728 likes

#5

“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

tags: drama, humor, plays

6282 likes

#6

“Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.”
― Robert Frost

tags: humor, poetry, religion

3233 likes

#7

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor

37971 likes

#8

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Diggers

tags: humor, open-mind, thinking

21404 likes

#9

“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”
― Winston S. Churchill

tags: history, humor, writing

4559 likes

#10

“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

tags: humor, metaphysics, physics, science

3502 likes

#11

“I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”
― Mark Twain

tags: humor

3017 likes

#12

“No good deed goes unpunished.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: humor

2587 likes

#13

“Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh in it.”
― Lucy Maud Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

tags: humor, laughter, life

2030 likes

#14

“A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.”
― Mark Twain

tags: conscience, humor, memory

1971 likes

#15

“I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”
― Steven Wright

tags: humor, irony, nobel-peace-prize

222 likes

#16

“I often wonder why the whole world is so prone to generalise. Generalisations are seldom if ever true and are usually utterly inaccurate.”
― Agatha Christie, Murder at the Vicarage

tags: generalizations, humour, hypocrisy, irony, thoughts

148 likes

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