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“Death is but the next great adventure.”
― J.K. Rowling

“The purpose of having the sun go low in the evenings, in the summer, especially in parks,’ said the voice earnestly, ‘is to make girls’ breasts bob up and down more clearly to the eye. I am convinced that this is the case.”
― Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: A Trilogy of Five

“This man is the bee’s knees, Arthur, he is the wasp’s nipples.”
― Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: A Trilogy of Five

“Goddammit Donut!”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“You attacked and caused damage to a mob that is more than 75 levels above your own. The fact that you’re reading this suggests you’re the luckiest fucker in the dungeon. Just remember, luck goes both ways, like your mom. Reward: You’ve received a Platinum Lucky Bastard Box!”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl