Bill Carpentier > Bill's Quotes

“Leadership begins when you get out of the grandstands and into the game.”
― P.L. Debevoise

“Doing is a quantum leap from imagining.”
― Barbara Sher

“Joy makes the longest journey too short.”
― John Wooden

“Laughter is an instant vacation.”
― Milton Berle

“When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.”
― Bob Monkhouse

“When humor goes, there goes civilization.”
― Erma Bombeck

“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.”
― Elayne Boosler