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#1

“A Tough Guy Has Balls. A Smart Guy Has Crystal Balls: Foresight”
― Louis Ferrante, Mob Rules: What the Mafia Can Teach the Legitimate Businessman

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#2

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: attributed-no-source, be-yourself, gilbert-perreira, honesty, inspirational, misattributed-oscar-wilde, quote-investigator

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#3

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: attributed-no-source, best, life, love, misattributed-marilyn-monroe, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst

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#4

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

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#5

“Mentally, I was a slut. Physically, I was terrified of intimacy. Spiritually, I didn’t like men.
I was confused.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Devils

tags: humor, inspirational, relatable, relatable-af, relatable-quotes, relationships

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#6

“A man was speaking, so I stopped listening.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

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#7

“Rationally, it didn’t matter, and I was a bad bitch who didn’t need a man. Irrationally, I was a woman who just wanted to get railed and told I was pretty.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Fae

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#8

“Mental note—physical exertion makes me homicidal. Avoid anything above a brisk walk.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

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#9

“She screamed in my face—I screamed back. Oh, look, we’re harmonizing. Mozart would have loved this.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

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#10

“Small bitches could still give off big-dick energy.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

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#11

“Personally, I preferred to be mentally weak - it made life more interesting.
'Will I kill myself today dramatically or barely survive?' Every day was a new mystery.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

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#12

“During the day, the feminine urge to lead a fictional revolt plagued me.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

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#13

“I wailed despondently, but my eyes were bone dry because emo girls didn’t cry (I’d cried yesterday).”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

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#14

“Who needs parents? What are they good for anyway? Emotional support? It’s much healthier to repress emotions and ignore red flags.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

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#15

“I would have been offended, but I was too busy trying to find my will to live, like the aforementioned pathetic, weak bitch,”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

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#16

“How dare they assume I was a virgin that was into men.
Was I a virgin? Yes.
Was I into men? Yes.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

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#17

“Mentally, I was a slut. Physically, I was terrified of intimacy. Spiritually, I didn’t like men.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Devils

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#18

“Turned out it was impossible to have a pity party while eating warm syrup on a waffle. That shit slapped.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

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#19

“My face still throbbed from the library incident, where I may or may not have had a violent mental breakdown and assaulted two men (I had no regrets; someone had to do it).”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

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#20

“Will do—Captain.” I bowed and face-planted onto the floor. “Like a beached whale,” I said with my cheeks pressed against the rocks. “Don’t worry, the tide will pull me back.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

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#21

“What's the next step after panicking? I need to do that.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

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#22

“Who. The. Fuck. Did. THIS. TO. YOU?”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

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#23

“It was just—no one had proved birds weren’t spying on us.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

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#24

“Maybe, I’d had a lengthy debate with the librarian over whether penises looked like misshapen snails (she was team sea cucumbers).”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

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#25

“You saved Big Bertha, the humpback whale.” He dropped me.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

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#26

“Well—you need to get dicked down.” I cried harder because it was official: my best friend was a perverted lunatic. It was all too much. I couldn’t keep living like this.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

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#27

“I made a whale sound.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

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#28

“Hot take, you know what’s uncivilized? Forcing homeless children to starve because they have no ability to provide for themselves.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

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#29

“Wow. That was a bold statement, especially since he was shorter than me.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

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#30

“Free the nipple and the lips (vaginal)?”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

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