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  • #1
    Eoin Colfer
    “I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

  • #2
    Eoin Colfer
    “It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #3
    Eoin Colfer
    “Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #4
    Eoin Colfer
    “If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #5
    Eoin Colfer
    “If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

  • #6
    Eoin Colfer
    “Trust me. I'm a genius.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #7
    Eoin Colfer
    “No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Lost Colony

  • #8
    Eoin Colfer
    “Artemis: (shocked) Why, Doctor? This is a sensitive area. For all you know I could be suffering from depression.
    Doctor Po: I suppose you could. Is that the case?
    Artemis: (head in hands) It's my mother, Doctor.
    Doctor Po: Yes?
    Artemis: My mother, she...
    Doctor Po: Your mother, yes?
    Artemis: She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy when the school's so-called counsellors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Arctic Incident

  • #9
    Eoin Colfer
    “Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

  • #10
    Eoin Colfer
    “Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #11
    Eoin Colfer
    “Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder”
    Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox

  • #12
    Eoin Colfer
    “Hey, look—your girlfriend is saying something."
    Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn't even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl?”
    Eoin Colfer

  • #13
    Eoin Colfer
    “You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.”
    Eoin Colfer

  • #14
    Eoin Colfer
    “Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #15
    Eoin Colfer
    “Who are you?" he asked.
    I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox

  • #16
    Eoin Colfer
    “And one more thing. About my name — Artemis — you were right. In London, it is generally a female name, after the Greek goddess of archery. But every now and then a male comes along with such a talent for hunting that he earns the right to use the name. I am that male. Artemis the hunter. I hunted you.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

  • #17
    Eoin Colfer
    “I don't like lollipops.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #18
    Eoin Colfer
    “I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Artemis Fowl Files

  • #19
    Eoin Colfer
    “You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue”
    Eoin Colfer

  • #20
    Eoin Colfer
    “The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #21
    Eoin Colfer
    “Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox

  • #22
    Eoin Colfer
    “That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy."
    Pex was unrepentant. "Yeah, well, he asked for it. Calling us ... all those things."
    But---buried alive! That's like in that horror movie. Y'know -- the one with all the horror."
    I think I saw that one. With all the words going up on the screen at the end?"
    Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, those words kinda ruined it for me.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

  • #23
    Eoin Colfer
    “Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #24
    Eoin Colfer
    “D'Arvit!”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl Band 1-3

  • #25
    Eoin Colfer
    “No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I would like to order à la carte. Or don't you serve fish to minors?”
    Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

  • #26
    Eoin Colfer
    “Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said.

    "Not me!" said Orion cheerily, "I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex

  • #27
    Eoin Colfer
    “A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #28
    Eoin Colfer
    “Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!”
    Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex

  • #29
    Eoin Colfer
    “(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)”
    Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

  • #30
    Eoin Colfer
    “I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."
    Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer.
    Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox



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