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  • #1
    Rick Riordan
    “I am a guy of limited talents. If I can't kill it with water, a sword, or sarcasm, I am basically defenseless.”
    Rick Riordan, The Chalice of the Gods

  • #2
    Holly  Jackson
    “I’m irrationally serious.” Pip smiled, holding the Tupperware out to him. “And I made muffins.” “Like bribery muffins?” “That’s what the recipe said, yeah.”
    Holly Jackson, A Good Girl's Guide to Murder

  • #3
    Holly  Jackson
    “Real men wear floral when trespassing”
    Holly Jackson, A Good Girl's Guide to Murder

  • #4
    Rick Riordan
    “With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”
    Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

  • #5
    Rick Riordan
    “Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
    Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
    Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
    "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
    Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
    ...
    I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
    "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
    "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #6
    Rick Riordan
    “Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #7
    Rick Riordan
    “How did you die?"
    "We er....drowned in a bathtub."
    "All three of you?"
    "It was a big bathtub.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #8
    Rick Riordan
    “People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can't be fixed.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #9
    Rick Riordan
    “Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.
    "That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
    "Which one is me?" I asked.
    "The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
    "Oh, shut up.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #10
    Rick Riordan
    “I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”
    Rick Riordan

  • #11
    Rick Riordan
    “What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?"
    "I don't know. But I just know that I'll be fighting next to you."
    "Why?"
    "Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #12
    Rick Riordan
    “Can you surf really well, then?"
    I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.
    "Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."
    He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)”
    Rick Riordan

  • #13
    Rick Riordan
    “God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!
    Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #14
    Jennifer Lynn Barnes
    “Heads, I kiss you. Tails, you kiss me. And either way, it means something.”
    Jennifer Lynn Barnes, The Hawthorne Legacy

  • #15
    Jennifer Lynn Barnes
    “If yes is no and once is never, then how many sides does a triangle have?”
    Jennifer Lynn Barnes, The Inheritance Games

  • #16
    Jennifer Lynn Barnes
    “Sometimes things that appear very different on the surface are actually exactly the same at their core.”
    Jennifer Lynn Barnes, The Inheritance Games

  • #17
    Jennifer Lynn Barnes
    “Est unus ex nobis. Nos defendat eius."
    She is one of us. We protect her.”
    Jennifer Lynn Barnes, The Hawthorne Legacy

  • #18
    Jennifer Lynn Barnes
    “Picture yourself standing on a cliff overlooking the ocean. The wind is whipping your hair. The sun is setting. You long, body and soul, for one thing. One person. You hear footsteps behind you. You turn. Who's there?

    I remembered a voice. Jameson Winchester Hawthorne.”
    Jennifer Lynn Barnes, The Hawthorne Legacy

  • #19
    Jennifer Lynn Barnes
    “why kill two birds with one stone when you can kill twelve”
    Jennifer Lynn Barnes, The Inheritance Games

  • #20
    Jennifer Lynn Barnes
    “It would be shame," Jameson commented, "if we were related.”
    Jennifer Lynn Barnes, The Inheritance Games

  • #21
    Freida McFadden
    “He has no idea this is just the beginning.”
    Freida McFadden, The Housemaid

  • #22
    Freida McFadden
    “How are you? The three most useless words in the universe of communication. Nobody who asks that question wants to know the answer. And nobody who answers ever tells the truth. “I’m fine, Paige.”
    Freida McFadden, Never Lie

  • #23
    Freida McFadden
    “Dad always says that if you’re going to do something wrong, at least be smart enough not to let anybody see you do it.”
    Freida McFadden, The Locked Door

  • #24
    Freida McFadden
    “Then again, plenty of men are idiots.”
    Freida McFadden, The Housemaid

  • #25
    Freida McFadden
    “My mother always says the only way two people can keep a secret,” she says, “is if one of them is dead.”
    Freida McFadden, Never Lie

  • #26
    Freida McFadden
    “I initially wanted to hire a maid in hopes that she would become my replacement—that if Andrew fell in love with another woman, he would finally let me go. But that’s not why I hired Millie. That’s not why I gave her a copy of the key to the room. And that’s not why I left a bottle of pepper spray in the blue bucket in the closet. I hired her to kill him. She just doesn’t know it.”
    Freida McFadden, The Housemaid

  • #27
    Freida McFadden
    “Those are the four most beautiful words in the English language. You can go now.”
    Freida McFadden, The Housemaid

  • #28
    Freida McFadden
    “You hiding drugs up there?” “No! Definitely not!” I just murdered somebody, that’s all. Sheesh.”
    Freida McFadden, The Housemaid's Secret

  • #29
    Freida McFadden
    “Whatever else you can fake, it’s hard to fake being a genuinely kind person. It’s also exceedingly rare.”
    Freida McFadden, The Coworker

  • #30
    Freida McFadden
    “I look like I’m in college, and I feel like I’m fifty. Story of my life.”
    Freida McFadden, The Inmate



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