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  • #1
    Richelle Mead
    “Stick." I said in Russian. I had no clue what the word for stake was. I pointed at the silver ring I wore and made a slashing motion. "Stick. where?"

    He stared at me in utter confusion and then asked in perfect English, "why are you talking like that?”
    Richelle Mead, Blood Promise
    tags: funny

  • #2
    Richelle Mead
    “You're beautiful in battle. ... Like an avenging angel come to deliver the justice of heaven."

    "Funny. That is kind of why I'm here."

    "Angels fall, Rose.”
    Richelle Mead, Spirit Bound

  • #3
    Richelle Mead
    “What's that?" he asked, when I stood beside him again.

    "Halos," I said with a grin. "For heavenly creatures like us."

    "That might be a stretch.”
    Richelle mead, Blood Promise

  • #4
    Richelle Mead
    “Good God," I said. "This is the most stereotypical vampire food ever."
    "Only if it was raw. What do you think?"
    "It's good," I said reluctantly. Who knew that bacon would have made all the difference? "Really good. I think you have a promising future as a housewife while Lissa works and makes millions of dollars."
    "Funny, that's exactly my dream.”
    Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss

  • #5
    Richelle Mead
    “The training part," I guessed.

    "Yup. You're going to be Dimitri's partner."

    A moment of funny silence fell, probably not noticeable to anyone except Dimitri and me. Our eyes met.

    "Guarding partner," Dimitri clarified unnecessarily, like maybe he too had been thinking of other kinds of partners.”
    Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy

  • #6
    Richelle Mead
    “My muscles informed me they did not want to go through any more exercise today. So I suggest that maybe he should let me off this time. He laughed, and I'm pretty sure it was at me...not with me.
    "Why is that funny?"
    "Oh," he said, his smile dropping. "You were serious."
    "Of course I was! Look, I've technically been awake for two days. Why do we have to start this training now? Let me go to bed." I whined. "It's just one hour."

    "How do you feel right now?"
    "I hurt like hell."
    "You'll feel worse tomorrow."
    "So?"
    "So, better get a jump on it while you still feel...not as bad."
    "What kind of logic is that?" I retorted.”
    Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy

  • #7
    Richelle Mead
    “You're beautiful in battle," said Dimitri. His cold voice carried to me clearly, even above the roar of combat. "Like an avenging angel come to deliver the justice of heaven."
    "Funny," I said, shifting my hold on the stake. "That is kind of why I'm here."
    "Angels fall, Rose.”
    Richelle Mead, Spirit Bound

  • #8
    Richelle Mead
    “A ghostly smile flickered across his face. "If you weren't so psychotic, you'd be fun to hang around."
    "Funny, I feel that way about you too." He didn't say anything else, but the smile grew, and he walked away.”
    Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy

  • #9
    Richelle Mead
    “Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time." [...]
    "This is my time, Hathaway. I'm leading today's session."
    "Oh yeah?" I retorted. "Huh. Well, I guess this is a good time to think about me naked, then."
    "It's always a good a time to think about you naked," added someone nearby, breaking the tension further.”
    Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy

  • #10
    Richelle Mead
    “You…you got rid of that dress fast," I pointed out between heavy breaths. "I thought you liked it."
    "I do like it," he said. His breathing was as heavy as mine. "I love it."
    And then he took me to the bed.”
    Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy

  • #11
    Richelle Mead
    “Did you see that dress?” "I saw the dress.” "Did you like it?” He didn't answer. I took that as a yes. "Am I going to endanger my reputation if I wear it to the dance?” When he spoke, I could barely hear him. "You'll endanger the school.” I smiled and fell asleep.”
    Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy

  • #12
    Richelle Mead
    “ITS NOT FUNNY!"
    "You're right," agreed Sydney. "It's no funny. It's hilarious."
    We were back at Raymond's house, in the privacy of our room. It had taken forever for us to get away form the fireside festivities, particularly after learning a terrible fact about a Keeper custom. Well, I thought it was terrible, at least. It truned out that if someone wanted to marry domeone else around here, the prospectimve bride and groom each had to battle it out with the other's nearest relative of the same sex. Angeline had spotted Joshua's interest from the moment I'd arrived, and when she'd seen the bracelet, she'd assumed some sort of arragement has been made.”
    Richelle Mead, Last Sacrifice

  • #13
    Richelle Mead
    “Did you really just invite Adrian to your room later?" asked Lissa.
    Avery shrugged. "I don't know. Maybe. Sometimes we hang out once you guys are all tucked into bed. You aren't going to get jealous, are you?"
    "No," laughed Lissa.
    "Just curious. Adrian's a good guy."
    "Oh?" asked Christian. "Define 'good'." Avery held up her hand and began ticking items off with each finger. "He's devastatingly handsome, funny, rich, related to the queen..."
    "You got your wedding colors picked out?" asked Lissa, still laughing.
    "Not yet," said Avery. "I'm still testing the waters. I figured he'd be an easy notch on the Avery Lazar belt, but he's kind of hard to read."
    "I really don't want to be hearing this," Christian said.”
    Richelle Mead, Blood Promise

  • #14
    Richelle Mead
    “So, " Nathan said, attention focused on Adrian, "now that Vasilisa's graduated, what are you going to do with yourself? You aren't going to keep slumming with high school students, are you? There's no point in you being there anymore. "
    "I don't know, " said Adrian lazily. "I kind of like hanging out with them. They think I'm funnier than I really am. "
    "Unsurprising, " his father replied. "You aren't funny at all. It's time you do something productive. If you aren't going to go back to college, you should at least start sitting in on some of the family business meetings. Tatiana spoils you, but you could learn a lot from Rufus. "
    "True, " said Adrian deadpan."I'd really like to know how he keeps his two mistresses a secret from his wife. "
    "Adrian!" snapped Daniella, a flush spilling over her pale cheeks”
    Richelle Mead, Spirit Bound

  • #15
    Richelle Mead
    “She can sense things . . . Things the rest of us can't.She only knew there was a strange feel to you, and she'd only ever felt that around one other person. So she brought you to me."
    "Seems like she could have done that without me having to carry a household's worth of stuff."
    This made him laugh. "Don't take it personally. She was testing you. She wanted to see if you're a worthy match for her grandson."
    "What's the point? He's dead now." I nearly choked on the words.
    "True, but for her, it's still important. And, by the way, she does think you're worthy."
    "She has a funny way of showing it."

    [..]

    Paul stuck his head out the back door. "Grandmother wants to leave now," he told me. "She wants to know why you're taking so long and said to ask why you'd make someone as old as her keep waiting and suffering with her back."
    I recalled how fast Yeva had been walking while I struggled to keep up with my load. Her back hadn't seemed all that bad to me.
    "Okay. I'll be right there." When he was gone, I shook my head. "It's hard being worthy.”
    Richelle Mead, Blood Promise

  • #16
    Richelle Mead
    “Setting out around midnight, I couldn't help shaking my head, "We're the goddamned hottest vampire hunters ever." I muttered.”
    Richelle Mead, Blood Promise
    tags: funny

  • #17
    Richelle Mead
    “Next time I will do things to you that will make you lose controll in seconds"
    -Dimitri.”
    Richelle Mead, Last Sacrifice

  • #18
    Richelle Mead
    “So I suggested to Dimitri that maybe he should let me off this time. He laughed, and I was pretty sure it was at me and not with me.

    Rose Hathaway: "Why is that funny?”
    Dimitri Belikov: "Oh, You were serious.”
    Rose Hathaway: "Of course I was! Look, I've technically been awake for two days. Why do we have to start this training now? Let me go to bed, It's just one hour.”
    Dimitri Belikov: "How do you feel right now? After the training you've done so far?”
    Rose Hathaway: "I hurt like hell.”
    Dimitri Belikov: "You'll feel worse tomorrow.”
    Rose Hathaway: "So?”
    Dimitri Belikov: "So, better to jump in now while you still feel…not as bad.”
    Rose Hathaway: "What kind of logic is that?”
    Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy

  • #19
    Cassandra Clare
    “I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners."
    Jace flipped a page. "Very funny, Fray.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #20
    Cassandra Clare
    “aren't you, uh... reproducing?

    "sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #21
    Cassandra Clare
    “Is this Clarissa Fray?" The voice on the other end of the phone sounded familiar, though not immediately identifiable.
    Clary twirled the phone cord nervously around her finger. "Yeees?"
    "Hi, I'm one of the knife-carrying hooligans you met last night in Pandemonium? I"m afraid I made a bad impression and was hoping you'd give me a chance to make it up to-"
    "SIMON!" Clary held the phone away from her ear as he cracked up laughing. "That is so not funny!"
    "Sure it is. You just don't see the humor."
    "Jerk." Clary sighed, leaning up against the wall.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #22
    Cassandra Clare
    “It's not funny, Jace," Alec interrupted, starting to his feet. "Are you just going to let her stand there and call me names?"

    "Yes," Jace said kindly. "It'll do you good-- try to think of it as endurance training.”
    cassandra Clare

  • #23
    Cassandra Clare
    “Raphael snapped, "This isn't funny."
    "That's why no one's laughing." Jace stood, hauling Raphael upright, jamming the tip of his knife between Raphael's shoulder blades.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #24
    Cassandra Clare
    “Who cares if you have a girlfriend, anyway?"
    "I care," Simon said gloomily. "Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor. And he smells like Windex."
    "At least you know he's still available."
    Simon glared. "Not funny, Fray."
    "There's always Sheila 'The Thong' Bararino," Clary suggested.
    "That is who Eric's been dating for the past three months," Simon said. "His advice, meanwhile, was that I ought to just decide which girl in school has the most rockin' bod and ask her out."
    "Eric is a sexist pig," Clary said. "Maybe you should call your band The Sexist Pigs."
    "It has a ring to it.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #25
    Cassandra Clare
    “You may be the only guy my age I've ever met who knows what bergamot is, much less
    that it's in Earl Grey
    tea."
    "Yes, well," Jace said, with a supercilious look, "I'm not like other guys. Besides," he
    added, flipping a book
    off the shelf, "at the Institute we have to take classes in basic medicinal uses for plants. It's
    required."
    "I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners."
    Jace flipped a page. "Very funny, Fray.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #26
    Cassandra Clare
    “The dark prince sat astride his black steed, his sable cape flowing behind him. A golden circlet bound his blond locks, his handsome face was cold with the rage of battle, and...
    "And his arm looked like an eggplant," Clary muttered to herself in exasperation.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #27
    Cassandra Clare
    “Simon!" Clary shouted, and seized his arm.
    "What?" Simon looked alarmed.
    "I'm not really sleeping with your mom, you know. I was just trying to get your attention. Not that your mom isn't a very attractive woman, for her age.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #28
    Cassandra Clare
    “My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #29
    Cassandra Clare
    “Raphael snapped, "This isn't funny."
    "That's why no one's laughing."
    -Raphael & Jace, pg.272-”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #30
    Cassandra Clare
    “Who cares if you have a girlfriend, anyway?"

    "I care" Simon said gloomily. "Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor. And he smells like windex.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones



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