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“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
― Mark Twain

“Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.”
― Mark Twain

“You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.”
― Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

“If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.”
― Mark Twain

“The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.”
― Mark Twain

“Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.”
― Mark Twain

“I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.”
― Mark Twain

“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.”
― Mark Twain

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
― Mark Twain

“It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.”
― Mark Twain

“Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.”
― Mark Twain

“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― Mark Twain

“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― Mark Twain

“Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”
― Mark Twain (Author)

“I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.”
― Mark Twain

“My drafting table, where I drew The Far Side for most of my career, faced a window that overlooked a beautiful garden; beyond the garden was a lake, and beyond the lake Mount Rainier rose majestically into the Washington sky.

I worked at night.”
― Gary Larson, The Complete Far Side

“If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading.”
― Lao Tzu

“I can calculate the motions of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.”
― Isaac Newton

“It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.”
― Mark Twain