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  • #1
    Rick Riordan
    “What kind of animal am I eating?'
    Sam wiped her mouth with the back of her hand. 'It's named Saehrimnir.'
    'Okay, first of all, who names their dinner? I don't want to know my dinner's name. This potato--is this potato named Steve?'
    She rolled her eyes. 'No, stupid. That's Phil. The bread is Steve.”
    Rick Riordan, The Sword of Summer

  • #2
    Rick Riordan
    “It was an annoying name to have. People tended to spell in Mangus, rhymes with Angus. I always corrected them: No, it's Magnus, rhymes with swagness. At which point they would stare at me blankly.”
    Rick Riordan, The Sword of Summer

  • #3
    Rick Riordan
    “Otis," I said.

    "Shhh," he said. "I'm incognito. Call me...Otis."

    "I'm not sure that's how incognito works, but okay."

    Otis, aka Otis climbed into the chair I'd reserved for Sam.”
    Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

  • #4
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #5
    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    Mae West

  • #6
    Albert Camus
    “Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow
    Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead
    Walk beside me… just be my friend”
    Albert Camus

  • #7
    Oscar Wilde
    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #8
    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    Narcotics Anonymous

  • #9
    Jane Austen
    “The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
    Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

  • #10
    Steve  Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    Steve Martin

  • #11
    Rick Riordan
    “With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”
    Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

  • #12
    Rick Riordan
    “Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
    Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
    Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
    "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
    Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
    ...
    I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
    "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
    "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #13
    Rick Riordan
    “Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
    "He's the sun god," I said.
    "That's not what I meant.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #14
    Rick Riordan
    “Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"
    "Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?"
    "Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #15
    Rick Riordan
    “Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #16
    Rick Riordan
    “How did you die?"
    "We er....drowned in a bathtub."
    "All three of you?"
    "It was a big bathtub.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #17
    Rick Riordan
    “Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #18
    Rick Riordan
    “Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.
    "That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
    "Which one is me?" I asked.
    "The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
    "Oh, shut up.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #19
    Rick Riordan
    “The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important."
    "It was probably important to her.”
    Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

  • #20
    Rick Riordan
    “Dreams like a podcast,
    Downloading truth in my ears.
    They tell me cool stuff."
    "Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
    He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."
    "A god named Fred?”
    Rick Riordan

  • #21
    Erin Hunter
    “Silverstream: You idiot!!! What are you doing in my territory???
    Graystripe:...Drowning?
    Silverstream: Can't you do that in your own territory?
    Graystripe: Ah, but who would rescue me there?”
    Erin Hunter

  • #22
    Erin Hunter
    “Now Darkstripe,' Graypaw hissed to Firepaw under his breath, 'is neither young, nor pretty.”
    Erin Hunter

  • #23
    Erin Hunter
    “I've got my warrior name, too!"
    Crookedjaw?"
    How did you guess?" A purr rumbled in his throat.
    Because your tail's still straight.”
    Erin Hunter, Bluestar's Prophecy

  • #24
    Tui T. Sutherland
    “There's a tree," Starflight said, jumping to his feet. "In the forest."
    "No way," Glory said. "A tree in the forest?”
    Tui T. Sutherland, The Lost Heir

  • #25
    Tui T. Sutherland
    “He [Riptide] sighed. "I said, 'What are you doing all the way out here?' and you said, 'Hey, sparkling teeth, I totally love three of your claws but not the others, and I wish your nose was a herrig so I could eat it, and also your wings sound like sharks snoring.'"
    Tsunami burst out laughing.”
    Tui T. Sutherland, The Lost Heir

  • #26
    Tui T. Sutherland
    “General, may I take a nap? General, I need a papaya! General, my claws are tired! General, look, a butterfly! SOMEBODY IS GETTING STABBED IN THE FACE IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP.”
    Tui T. Sutherland, The Dark Secret

  • #27
    Tui T. Sutherland
    “What is with you and faces?” Qibli said. “You should try threatening someone’s elbows or ankles once in a while, just for a change of pace.”
    Tui T. Sutherland, Winter Turning

  • #28
    Tui T. Sutherland
    “I WON’T get upset!” Cliff shouted. “I want! to SEE! MOMMY KILL GRANDMA!”
    Tui T. Sutherland, Escaping Peril

  • #29
    Tui T. Sutherland
    “Ha ha, imagine Winter singing! I wonder if he can scowl and sing and look darkly handsome and mortally offended all at the same time. Probably.”
    Tui T. Sutherland, Moon Rising

  • #30
    Tui T. Sutherland
    “Sunny, by all the moons, quit feeling sorry for dragons who want to abduct you and sell you off.”
    Tui T. Sutherland, The Brightest Night



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