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    William Shatner
    “What does God need with a starship?”
    ― William Shatner
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    Eoin Colfer
    “I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code
    tags: mysterious
    2060 likes

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    Eoin Colfer
    “The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl
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    Eoin Colfer
    “If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code
    tags: humor
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    Eoin Colfer
    “Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Last Guardian
    tags: artemis-fowl
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  • #6
    George Plimpton
    “I have never been convinced there's anything inherently wrong in having fun. ”
    ― George Plimpton
    tags: living
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    Eoin Colfer
    “Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl
    tags: confidence, humor, ignorance, knowledge
    3381 likes

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  • #7
    Eoin Colfer
    “If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl
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  • #9
    Eoin Colfer
    “Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code
    tags: accept, artemis, artemis-fowl, fowl, goblin, stupid
    469 likes

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  • #10
    Eoin Colfer
    “Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox
    tags: humor
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  • #11
    Eoin Colfer
    “You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue”
    ― Eoin Colfer
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    Eoin Colfer
    “No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I would like to order à la carte. Or don't you serve fish to minors?”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code
    tags: artemis, code, eoin-colfer, eternity, fowl
    259 likes

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  • #13
    Eoin Colfer
    “Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl
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    Eoin Colfer
    “Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over”
    ― Eoin Colfer
    tags: artemis, colfer, colony, demons, eoin, fowl, humor, lost
    181 likes

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  • #15
    Eoin Colfer
    “Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex
    tags: artemis-fowl, foaly, humor, humour
    229 likes

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  • #16
    Eoin Colfer
    “Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Lost Colony
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  • #17
    Eoin Colfer
    “The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia and a crack team of plastic surgeons.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code
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  • #18
    Eoin Colfer
    “Don’t feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, Airman
    88 likes

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  • #19
    Eoin Colfer
    “Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox
    tags: genius
    106 likes

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  • #20
    Eoin Colfer
    “Nobody's death is impending."
    ..."Well technically everyone's death is impending.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Last Guardian
    tags: artemis-fowl, humor
    93 likes

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  • #21
    Eoin Colfer
    “Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly..”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Wish List
    tags: humor, the-wish-list
    30 likes

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  • #22
    Eoin Colfer
    “I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, And Another Thing...
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    Eoin Colfer
    “Artemis Fowl grinned right back at him and pointed his index finger to the sky... from the tip of this finger sprang a small blue spark that exploded like a tiny firework.
    “I know magic can be stolen,” said Artemis. “Because I stole some myself.”
    ― Eoin Colfer
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    Eoin Colfer
    “As a child, Zaphod had been diagnosed with ADHDDAAADHD (ntm) ABT which stood for Always Dreaming His Dopey Days Away, Also Attention Deficit Hyperflactulance Disorder (not to mention) A Bit Thick.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, And Another Thing...
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  • #25
    Eoin Colfer
    “Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.”
    ― Eoin Colfer
    tags: humourous
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  • #26
    Eoin Colfer
    “Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Lost Colony
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  • #27
    Eoin Colfer
    “I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Lost Colony
    tags: humor
    25 likes

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  • #28
    Masashi Kishimoto
    “Gaara: Can Sasuke come out to Die?
    Kakashi: Not Now.
    Gaara:.............
    Gaara: How 'bout now?”
    ― Masashi Kishimoto
    tags: die, gaara, kakshi, naruto, sasuke
    300 likes

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  • #29
    Masashi Kishimoto
    “A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it’s a fake one.”
    ― Masashi Kishimoto, Naruto, Vol. 1: Uzumaki Naruto
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  • #30
    Masashi Kishimoto
    “There's no advantage to hurrying through life." -Shikamaru Nara”
    ― Masashi Kishimoto
    tags: life, naruto, pace, patience, shikamaru-nara, time
    483 likes



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