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  • #1
    J.D. Salinger
    “It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.”
    J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #2
    J.D. Salinger
    “When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.”
    J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #3
    J.D. Salinger
    “when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.”
    J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #4
    J.D. Salinger
    “I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I'm going, I'm liable to say I'm going to the opera. It's terrible.”
    J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #5
    J.D. Salinger
    “The best thing, though, in that museum was that everything always stayed right where it was. Nobody'd move. You could go there a hundred thousand times, and that Eskimo would still be just finished catching those two fish, the birds would still be on their way south, the deers would still be drinking out of that water hole, with their pretty antlers and they're pretty, skinny legs, and that squaw with the naked bosom would still be weaving that same blanket. Nobody's be different. The only thing that would be different would be you. Not that you'd be so much older or anything. It wouldn't be that, exactly. You'd just be different, that's all. You'd have an overcoat this time. Or the kid that was your partner in line the last time had got scarlet fever and you'd have a new partner. Or you'd have a substitute taking the class, instead of Miss Aigletinger. Or you'd heard your mother and father having a terrific fight in the bathroom. Or you'd just passed by one of those puddles in the street with gasoline rainbows in them. I mean you'd be different in some way—I can't explain what I mean. And even if I could, I'm not sure I'd feel like it.”
    J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #6
    J.D. Salinger
    “I can’t explain what I mean. And even if I could, I’m not sure I’d feel like it.”
    J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #7
    J.D. Salinger
    “Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.”
    J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #8
    J.D. Salinger
    “It's partly true, too, but it isn't all true. People always think something's all true.”
    J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #9
    J.D. Salinger
    “Life is a game, boy. Life is a game that one plays according to the rule."

    Yes, sir. I know it is. I know it."

    Game, my ass. Some game. If you get on the side where all the hot-shots are, then it's a game, all right-I'll admit that. But if you get on the other side, where there aren't any hot-shots, then what's a game about it? Nothing. No game.”
    J. D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #10
    J.D. Salinger
    “Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.”
    J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #11
    J.D. Salinger
    “That's the whole trouble. When you're feeling very depressed, you can't even think.”
    J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #12
    J.D. Salinger
    “It's not too bad when the sun's out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.”
    J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #13
    J.D. Salinger
    “Don't tell people what you are thinking, or you will miss them terribly when you are away.”
    J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #14
    I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control
    “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #15
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #16
    Dr. Seuss
    “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #17
    Mark Twain
    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
    Mark Twain

  • #18
    Friendship ... is born at the moment when one man says to another What! You
    “Friendship ... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself . . .”
    C.S. Lewis, The Four Loves



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