Spencer Perry > Spencer's Quotes

“Monkeys can't talk, stupid!”
― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules

“So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.”
― Jeff Kinney, Dog Days

“YO MOMMA”
― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid

“You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.”
― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules

“Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!”
― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules

“I like turtles!!!!”
― Jeff Kinney, Cabin Fever

“I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget”
― Jeff Kinney, Cabin Fever