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  • #1
    Krzysztof Kieślowski
    “We all steal, but if we're smart we steal from great directors. Then, we can call it influence.”
    Krzysztof Kieslowski
    tags: film

  • #2
    José Saramago
    “If we cannot live entirely like human beings, at least let us do everything in our power not to live entirely like animals.”
    José Saramago, Blindness

  • #3
    José Saramago
    “blindness is a private matter between a person and the eyes with which he or she was born.”
    José Saramago, Blindness

  • #4
    Andy Weir
    “Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #5
    Andy Weir
    “Maybe I’ll post a consumer review. “Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #6
    Andy Weir
    “He’s stuck out there. He thinks he’s totally alone and that we all gave up on him. What kind of effect does that have on a man’s psychology?” He turned back to Venkat. “I wonder what he’s thinking right now.”

    LOG ENTRY: SOL 61 How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #7
    Andy Weir
    “Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #8
    Andy Weir
    “As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #9
    Andy Weir
    “I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #10
    Andy Weir
    “Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”
    What do you know? I’m in command”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #11
    Andy Weir
    “Me: “This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?” NASA: (after five hours of deliberation) “No. You’ll fuck it up and die.” So I took it apart.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #12
    Andy Weir
    “[11:49] JPL: What we can see of your planned cut looks good. We’re assuming the other side is identical. You’re cleared to start drilling.
    [12:07] Watney: That’s what she said.
    [12:25] JPL: Seriously, Mark? Seriously?”
    Andy Weir

  • #13
    Andy Weir
    “Problem is (follow me closely here, the science is pretty complicated), if I cut a hole in the Hab, the air won't stay inside anymore.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #14
    Andy Weir
    “I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #15
    Andy Weir
    “Just three words? Nothing about his physical health? His equipment? His supplies?'

    'You got me,' she said. 'He left a detailed status report. I just decided to lie for no reason.'

    'Funny,' Venkat said. 'Be a smart-ass to a guy seven levels above you at your company. See how that works out.'

    'Oh no,' Mindy said. 'I might lose my job as an interplanetary voyeur? I guess I'd have to use my master's degree for something else.'

    'I remember when you were shy.'

    'I'm space paparazzi now. The attitude comes with the job.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #16
    Andy Weir
    “By my reckoning, I'm about 100 kilometers from Pathfinder. Technically it's called "Carl Sagan Memorial Station." But with all due respect to Carl, I can call it whatever the hell I want. I'm the King of Mars.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #17
    Andy Weir
    “I admit it’s fatally dangerous,” Watney said. “But consider this: I’d get to fly around like Iron Man.” “We’ll keep working on ideas,” Lewis said. “Iron Man, Commander. Iron Man.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #18
    Andy Weir
    “They say once you grow crops somewhere, you have officially ‘colonised’ it. So technically, I colonised Mars.
    In your face, Neil Armstrong!”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #19
    Andy Weir
    “I tested the brackets by hitting them with rocks. This kind of sophistication is what we interplanetary scientists are known for.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #20
    Andy Weir
    “I'm traveling 90 kilometers per day as usual, but I only get 37 kilometers closer to Schiaparelli because Pythagoras is a dick.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #21
    Andy Weir
    “I'm even going to electrolyze my urine. That'll make for a pleasant smell in the trailer.

    If I survive this, I'll tell people I was pissing rocket fuel.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #22
    Andy Weir
    “You know what? "Kilowatt-hour per sol" is a pain in the ass to say. I'm gonna invent a new scientific unit name. One kilowatt-hour per sol is... it can be anything... um... I suck at this... I'll call it a "pirate-ninja".”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #23
    Andy Weir
    “Elrond,” Bruce said. “The Council of Elrond. From Lord of the Rings. It’s the meeting where they decide to destroy the One Ring.”
    “Jesus,” Annie said. “None of you got laid in high school, did you?”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #24
    Andy Weir
    “Also, please watch your language. Everything you type is being broadcast live all over the world.
    [12:15] WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.)”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #25
    Andy Weir
    “But seeing his status doesn’t help,” Mindy said. “It’s not like we can do anything about it if he falls behind. This is a pointless task.”
    “How long have you worked for the government?” Venkat sighed.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #26
    Andy Weir
    “You may be wondering what else I do with my free time. I spend a lot of it sitting around on my lazy ass watching TV. But also do you, so don't judge.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #27
    Andy Weir
    “[08:31] JPL: Good, keep us posted on any mechanical or electronic problems. By the way, the name of the probe we’re sending is Iris. Named after the Greek goddess who traveled the heavens with the speed of wind. She’s also the goddess of rainbows. [08:47] WATNEY: Gay probe coming to save me. Got it.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #28
    Andy Weir
    “Frankly, I suspect you’re a super-villain. You’re a chemist, you have a German accent, you had a base on Mars…what more can there be?”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #29
    Andy Weir
    “Earth is about to set. Resume 08:00 my time tomorrow morning. Tell family I’m fine. Give crew my best. Tell Commander Lewis disco sucks.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #30
    Andy Weir
    “If you want to play it safe all the time, go join an insurance company.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian



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