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  • #1
    Terry Pratchett
    “Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”
    Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

  • #2
    Terry Pratchett
    “Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”
    Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

  • #3
    James Branch Cabell
    “The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.”
    James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion

  • #4
    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

  • #5
    George Carlin
    “Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

    But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!”
    George Carlin

  • #6
    Terry Pratchett
    “Albert grunted. "Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?"
    Mort thought for a moment.
    "No," he said eventually, "what?"
    There was silence.
    Then Albert straightened up and said, "Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve 'em right.”
    Terry Pratchett, Mort

  • #7
    David Eddings
    “When my sons told me about what they'd found, I went to the priests of Belar and had them examine the auguries. This is the year to go. The ice up there won't be as thick again for years and years. Then they cast my own auguries, and from what they say, this could be the most fortunate year in my whole life."
    "Do you actually believe that superstitious nonsense?" I demanded. "Are you so gullible that you think that somebody can foretell the future by fondling a pile of sheep guts?"
    He looked a little injured. "This was important, Belgarath. I certainly wouldn't trust sheep's entrails for something like this."
    "I'm glad to hear that."
    "We used a horse instead. Horse guts never lie.”
    David Eddings, Belgarath the Sorcerer

  • #8
    David Eddings
    “When you know that something's going to happen, you'll start trying to see signs of its approach in just about everything. Always try to remember that most of the things that happen in this world aren't signs. They happen because they happen, and their only real significance lies in normal cause and effect. You'll drive yourself crazy if you start trying to pry the meaning out of every gust of wind or rain squall. I'm not denying that there might actually be a few signs that you won't want to miss. Knowing the difference is the tricky part.”
    David Eddings, Belgarath the Sorcerer

  • #9
    Terry Pratchett
    “Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
    Terry Pratchett, Jingo

  • #10
    David Eddings
    “Now do you see why war irritates me? It's always the same. A lot of people get killed, but in the end, the whole thing is settled at the conference table. The notion of having the conference first doesn't seem to occur to people.”
    David Eddings, Belgarath the Sorcerer

  • #11
    George Carlin
    “Some people see things that are and ask, Why?
    Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not?
    Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.”
    George Carlin

  • #12
    Jules Renard
    “There are moments when everything goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last.”
    Jules Renard

  • #13
    George Carlin
    “I'm completely in favor of the
    separation of Church and State.
    ... These two institutions screw us up enough
    on their own, so both of them together is
    certain death.”
    George Carlin

  • #14
    Terry Pratchett
    “And what would humans be without love?"
    RARE, said Death.”
    Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

  • #15
    Neil Gaiman
    “Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.”
    Neil Gaiman

  • #16
    Tad Williams
    “Has everyone gone mad?”

    “Everyone was mad already, my lady,” Cadrach said with a strange, sorrowful smile. “It is merely that the times have brought it out in them.”
    Tad Williams, The Dragonbone Chair

  • #17
    Tad Williams
    “...Coca-Cola and fries, the wafer and wine of the Western religion of commerce.”
    Tad Williams, City of Golden Shadow

  • #18
    Terry Pratchett
    “Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #19
    David Eddings
    “It's all very well to put the government in the hands of the perfect man, but what do you do when the perfect man gets a bellyache?”
    David Eddings, Belgarath the Sorcerer

  • #20
    Oscar Wilde
    “Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everybody in good society holds exactly the same opinions.”
    Oscar Wilde, The remarkable rocket

  • #21
    David Eddings
    “There are things we know for certain."
    "Oh? Name one."
    "The sun's going to come up tomorrow morning."
    "Why?"
    "It always has."
    "Does that really mean that it always will?"
    A faint look of consternation crossed her face. "It will, won't it?"
    "Probably, but we can't be absolutely certain. Once you've decided that something's absolutely true, you've closed your mind on it, and a closed mind doesn't go anywhere. Question everything, Pol. That's what education's all about.”
    David Eddings, Belgarath the Sorcerer

  • #22
    David Eddings
    “Salmissra was alone and unguarded. The palace eunuchs were sworn to protect her, but evidently a eunuch's oath doesn't mean all that much to him if it's going to involve bleeding.”
    David Eddings, Belgarath the Sorcerer

  • #23
    Terry Pratchett
    “If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #24
    Tad Williams
    “He who is certain he knows the ending of things when he is only beginning them is either extremely wise or extremely foolish; no matter which is true, he is certainly an unhappy man, for he has put a knife in the heart of wonder.”
    Tad Williams, The Dragonbone Chair

  • #25
    Robert Lynn Asprin
    “When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.”
    Robert Asprin, editor

  • #26
    Young-ha Kim
    “Sometimes fiction is more easily understood than true events. Reality is often pathetic.”
    Young-ha Kim, I Have The Right To Destroy Myself

  • #27
    Vernor Vinge
    “So much technology, so little talent.”
    Vernor Vinge, Rainbows End

  • #28
    Vernor Vinge
    “Though his invention worked superbly [...] his theory was a crock of sewage from beginning to end.”
    Vernor Vinge, The Peace War

  • #29
    Douglas Adams
    “The story so far:
    In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #30
    Douglas Adams
    “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
    Douglas Adams



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