“If your husband is not agreeable to this compromise, it’s time to get out that sewing kit! Slip an over-the-counter antihistamine into his wine at night, and while he is sleeping, you can make a hole in his eardrum using the needle from the kit (they’re so handy!). When you’ve completed the first ear, move on to the second. It can be a little tedious, but it’s a fairly simple procedure! After that, he definitely won’t mind what you listen to in the car anymore!”
―
Freida McFadden,
Dear Debbie