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  • #1
    Mark Tufo
    “I see a tongue! Some asshole is licking my peephole.”
    Mark Tufo, Zombie Fallout

  • #2
    Nicholas Sansbury Smith
    “If aliens ever visit us, I think the outcome would be much as when Christopher Columbus first landed in America, which didn’t turn out very well for the Native Americans. —STEPHEN HAWKING”
    Nicholas Sansbury Smith, Orbs

  • #3
    Mark Tufo
    “If you can't beat em. Become as crazy as a fuckin' loon and enjoy the ride.”
    Mark Tufo, An Old Beginning

  • #4
    I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!
    “I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
    Charles M. Schulz

  • #5
    George Carlin
    “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
    George Carlin

  • #6
    George Carlin
    “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
    George Carlin

  • #7
    “...ism's are not good. A person should not believe in an ism. He should believe in himself.”
    Ferris Beuller

  • #8
    Mark Goodwin
    “The true Republican Party began as the Jeffersonian-Republicans. Small government, state sovereignty, non-intervention and no federal bank that can tax the citizens through inflationary money creation to be spent on the profligate lifestyle of an obese state.”
    Mark Goodwin, American Exit Strategy

  • #9
    Mark Goodwin
    “The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government - lest it come to dominate our lives and interests.” -Patrick Henry”
    Mark Goodwin, American Meltdown

  • #10
    Mark Goodwin
    “The absence of a police state is that people are free, and if you don’t commit crimes you can do what you want. But today, you can’t open up a business, you can’t develop land, you can’t go to the bank, you can’t go to the doctor without the government knowing what you’re doing. They talk about medical privacy, that’s gone. Financial privacy, that’s gone. The right to own property, that’s essentially gone. So you have to get permission from the government for almost everything. And if that is the definition of a police state, that you can’t do anything unless the government gives you permission, we’re well on our way. Ron Paul”
    Mark Goodwin, Conspiracy

  • #11
    Mark Goodwin
    “ ‘For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me. Then the righteous will answer him, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?' The King will reply, 'I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me.'” -Matthew 25: 35-40”
    Mark Goodwin, American Meltdown

  • #12
    Mark Goodwin
    “When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny." -Thomas Jefferson”
    Mark Goodwin, American Exit Strategy

  • #13
    Mark Goodwin
    “Be courteous to all but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence; true friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to appellation.” - George Washington”
    Mark Goodwin, American Exit Strategy

  • #14
    Mark Goodwin
    “If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” -Samuel Adams”
    Mark Goodwin, American Exit Strategy

  • #15
    Mark Goodwin
    “By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail." -Benjamin Franklin”
    Mark Goodwin, American Meltdown

  • #16
    Mark Goodwin
    “The nature of the encroachment upon American constitution is such, as to grow every day more and more encroaching. Like a cancer; it eats faster and faster every hour. The revenue creates pensioners, and the pensioners urge for more revenue. The people grow less steady, spirited and virtuous, the seekers more numerous and more corrupt, and every day increases the circles of their dependents and expectants, until virtue, integrity, public spirit, simplicity and frugality become the objects of ridicule and scorn, and vanity, luxury, foppery, selfishness, meanness, and downright venality swallow up the whole of society." -John Adams”
    Mark Goodwin, American Exit Strategy

  • #17
    Mark Goodwin
    “they’ve taught them that the police are responsible for their safety. That’s a bigger lie than the welfare system. In the best of times, all a police officer can do is come file a report after the crime has already been committed. Sometimes they can catch the guy who did it, but even if they do, the damage is already done. I hope folks have figured out that they’re responsible for their own security.”
    Mark Goodwin, American Meltdown

  • #18
    Isaac Newton
    “Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.”
    Isaac Newton

  • #19
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #20
    Mario Puzo
    “Tom, don't let anybody kid you. It's all personal, every bit of business. Every piece of shit every man has to eat every day of his life is personal. They call it business. OK. But it's personal as hell. You know where I learned that from? The Don. My old man. The Godfather. If a bolt of lightning hit a friend of his the old man would take it personal. He took my going into the Marines personal. That's what makes him great. The Great Don. He takes everything personal Like God. He knows every feather that falls from the tail of a sparrow or however the hell it goes? Right? And you know something? Accidents don't happen to people who take accidents as a personal insult.”
    Mario Puzo, The Godfather

  • #21
    William W. Purkey
    “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
    Love like you'll never be hurt,
    Sing like there's nobody listening,
    And live like it's heaven on earth.”
    William W. Purkey

  • #22
    Mario Puzo
    “Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.”
    Mario Puzo, The Godfather

  • #23
    Mario Puzo
    “A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.”
    Mario Puzo, The Godfather

  • #24
    Mario Puzo
    “I don't trust society to protect us, I have no intention of placing my fate in the hands of men whose only qualification is that they managed to con a block of people to vote for them.”
    Mario Puzo, The Godfather

  • #25
    Jon   Stewart
    “I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance”
    Jon Stewart

  • #26
    Marilyn Monroe
    “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #27
    Winston S. Churchill
    “If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
    Winston Churchill

  • #28
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Diary

  • #29
    “Mystics love to make things as obscure as possible, I've learned, and never use a sentence when a paragraph of riddles will do. Priests, savants, politicians, and barristers are much the same.

    The ambitious believe that if you want people to think you're smart, pose as pretentiously as possible and charge a premium for confusion and wasted time.”
    William Dietrich

  • #30
    Cat Marnell
    “We’d talk a little and he’d spot me the fifteen pills to get through the week. As soon as I got my next script, I’d pay him back. Then when Marco was inevitably short himself a week or two later, I’d spot him until his next doctor’s appointment. We never screwed each other over. Pillhead honor code.”
    Cat Marnell, How to Murder Your Life



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