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  • #1
    Douglas Adams
    “You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
    "Why, what did she tell you?"
    "I don't know, I didn't listen.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #2
    Douglas Adams
    “For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #3
    Douglas Adams
    “So this is it," said Arthur, "We are going to die."
    "Yes," said Ford, "except... no! Wait a minute!" He suddenly lunged across the chamber at something behind Arthur's line of vision. "What's this switch?" he cried.
    "What? Where?" cried Arthur, twisting round.
    "No, I was only fooling," said Ford, "we are going to die after all.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #4
    Douglas Adams
    “Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
    The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist,'" says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
    "But," says Man, "The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
    "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
    "Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #5
    Douglas Adams
    “We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #6
    Douglas Adams
    “Ford!" he said, "there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #7
    Douglas Adams
    “Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?
    Ford: We're safe.
    Arthur: Oh good.
    Ford: We're in a small galley cabin in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet.
    Arthur: Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #8
    Douglas Adams
    “What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
    "Ask a glass of water!”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #9
    “Don't forget that most men with nothing would rather protect the possibility of becoming rich than face the reality of being poor.”
    Sherman Edwards, 1776: A Musical Play

  • #10
    A.A. Milne
    “You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.”
    A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

  • #11
    A.A. Milne
    “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
    A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

  • #12
    A.A. Milne
    “Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
    A.A. Milne

  • #13
    A.A. Milne
    “One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries.”
    A.A. Milne

  • #14
    A.A. Milne
    “Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?”
    A.A. Milne

  • #15
    A.A. Milne
    “Hallo, Rabbit,” he said, “is that you?”
    "Let’s pretend it isn’t,” said Rabbit, “and see what happens.”
    A. A. Milne

  • #16
    A.A. Milne
    “To the uneducated an A is just three sticks.”
    A.A. Milne, The World of Winnie-the-Pooh

  • #17
    A.A. Milne
    “You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.”
    A.A. Miline
    tags: fun

  • #18
    A.A. Milne
    “Supposing a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?'
    'Supposing it didn't,' said Pooh after careful thought.
    Piglet was comforted by this.”
    A.A. Milne

  • #19
    A.A. Milne
    “And really, it wasn’t much good having anything exciting like floods, if you couldn’t share them with somebody.”
    A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

  • #20
    A.A. Milne
    “But it isn't easy,' said Pooh. 'Because Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you. And all you can do is to go where they can find you.”
    A.A. Milne, The House at Pooh Corner

  • #21
    A.A. Milne
    “Owl looked at him, and wondered whether to push him off the tree; but, feeling that he could always do it afterwards, he tried once more to find out what they were talking about.”
    A.A. Milne, The House at Pooh Corner

  • #22
    Alex Michaelides
    “About love. About how we often mistake love for fireworks—for drama and dysfunction. But real love is very quiet, very still. It’s boring, if seen from the perspective of high drama. Love is deep and calm—and constant.”
    Alex Michaelides, The Silent Patient

  • #23
    Jane Austen
    “I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun.”
    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

  • #24
    Douglas Adams
    “The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
    Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything

  • #25
    Douglas Adams
    “The story so far:
    In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #26
    Terry Pratchett
    “Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

  • #27
    Lewis Carroll
    “I could tell you my adventures—beginning from this morning,” said Alice a little timidly; “but it’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”
    Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking Glass

  • #28
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “The world is full enough of hurts and mischances without wars to multiply them.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of the King
    tags: war

  • #29
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “But I have been too deeply hurt, Sam. I tried to save the Shire, and it has been saved, but not for me. It must often be so, Sam, when things are in danger: some one has to give them up, lose them, so that others may keep them.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of the King

  • #30
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
    "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring



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