Kim > Kim's Quotes

“You mean beyond the obvious drawbacks of being involved with a self-proclaimed and unapologetic asshole?”
― Qwen Salsbury, The Plan

“Day: Different. * Shit: Same. * Workload and Course Load: Big, steamy load. * Consider: Pro v. con of liquid diet. * Shopping List: One bourbon. One Scotch. One beer.”
― Qwen Salsbury, The Plan

“Let us observe the mating rituals of the lecherous North American lounge lizard in his native habitat: The Open Bar.”
― Qwen Salsbury, The Plan