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  • #1
    Christopher Moore
    “People, generally, suck.”
    Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

  • #2
    Christopher Moore
    “If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it.
    If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil.
    If you seek an adventure, may this song sing you away to blissful escape.
    If you need to test or confirm your beliefs, may you reach comfortable conclusions.
    All books reveal perfection, by what they are or what they are not.
    May you find that which you seek, in these pages or outside them.
    May you find perfection, and know it by name.”
    Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal
    tags: lamb

  • #3
    Christopher Moore
    “Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.”
    Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

  • #4
    Christopher Moore
    “If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.”
    Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping

  • #5
    Christopher Moore
    “The music coming from inside sounded like robots fucking. And complaining about it. In rhythmic monotone. European robots.”
    Christopher Moore, You Suck: A Love Story

  • #6
    Christopher Moore
    “She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.”
    Christopher Moore, Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

  • #7
    Christopher Moore
    “He was a writer and words were his weapons.”
    Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends

  • #8
    Christopher Moore
    “Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.”
    Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue
    tags: love

  • #9
    Tom Robbins
    “We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.”
    Tom Robbins

  • #10
    Tom Robbins
    “...disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business....”
    Tom Robbins, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues

  • #11
    Tom Robbins
    “There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for.”
    Tom Robbins, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues

  • #12
    Tom Robbins
    “Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice. Instead of vowing to honor and obey, maybe we should swear to aid and abet. That would mean that security is out of the question. The words "make" and "stay" become inappropriate. My love for you has no strings attached. I love you for free.”
    Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker

  • #13
    Tom Robbins
    “Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.”
    tom robbins

  • #14
    Tom Robbins
    “I believe in everything; nothing is sacred. I believe in nothing; everything is sacred. Ha Ha Ho Ho Hee Hee.”
    Tom Robbins, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues

  • #15
    Tom Robbins
    “There is no such thing as a weird human being, It's just that some people require more understanding than others.”
    Tom Robbins

  • #16
    Tom Robbins
    “Those who shun the whimsy of things will experience rigor mortis before death.”
    Tom Robbins

  • #17
    Tom Robbins
    “As a child, I was an imaginary playmate.”
    Tom Robbins

  • #18
    Tom Robbins
    “Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.”
    Tom Robbins

  • #19
    Tom Robbins
    “People are never perfect, but love can be. ”
    Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker

  • #20
    Tom Robbins
    “The Conch Shell´s tint was that of a vagina blowing bubble gum.”
    Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All

  • #21
    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

  • #22
    Douglas Adams
    “The story so far:
    In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #23
    Douglas Adams
    “I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”
    Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

  • #24
    Douglas Adams
    “For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #25
    Douglas Adams
    “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
    Douglas Adams

  • #26
    “Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.”
    Gene Fowler

  • #27
    Douglas Adams
    “Don't Panic.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #28
    Douglas Adams
    “You live and learn. At any rate, you live.”
    Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

  • #29
    Douglas Adams
    “He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #30
    Douglas Adams
    “If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy



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