Geethu > Geethu's Quotes

“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”
― Woody Allen

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen

“God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.”
― Woody Allen

“To you, I'm an atheist.
To God, I'm the loyal opposition.”
― Woody Allen

“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
― Woody Allen

“It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.”
― Woody Allen

“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”
― Woody Allen

“Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.”
― Woody Allen

“I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.”
― Woody Allen

“If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.”
― Woody Allen

“There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.”
― Woody Allen

“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.”
― Woody Allen

“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.”
― Woody Allen

“What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?”
― Woody Allen

“Chapter 1.
He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion...no, make that: he - he romanticized it all out of proportion. Yeah. To him, no matter what the season was, this was still a town that existed in black and white and pulsated to the great tunes of George Gershwin.'

Uh, no let me start this over.

'Chapter 1.
He was too romantic about Manhattan, as he was about everything else. He thrived on the hustle bustle of the crowds and the traffic. To him, New York meant beautiful women and street-smart guys who seemed to know all the angles...'.

Ah, corny, too corny for my taste. Can we ... can we try and make it more profound?

'Chapter 1.
He adored New York City. For him, it was a metaphor for the decay of contemporary culture. The same lack of individual integrity that caused so many people to take the easy way out was rapidly turning the town of his dreams in...'

No, that's going to be too preachy. I mean, you know, let's face it, I want to sell some books here.

'Chapter 1.
He adored New York City, although to him it was a metaphor for the decay of contemporary culture. How hard it was to exist in a society desensitized by drugs, loud music, television, crime, garbage...'

Too angry, I don't want to be angry.

'Chapter 1.
He was as tough and romantic as the city he loved. Behind his black-rimmed glasses was the coiled sexual power of a jungle cat.'

I love this.

'New York was his town, and it always would be.”
― Woody Allen, Manhattan

“A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men.
I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.”
― Woody Allen

“The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.”
― Woody Allen

“Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.”
― Woody Allen

“I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.”
― Woody Allen

“Tradition is the illusion of permanence.”
― Woody Allen

“The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.”
― Woody Allen

“Living is messy.”
― woody allen

“And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.”
― Woody Allen

“There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”
― Woody Allen

“I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.”
― Woody Allen

“Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college,”
― Woody Allen

“All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.”
― Woody Allen

“The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.”
― Woody Allen

“Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.”
― Woody Allen