Jenny Malcolm > Jenny's Quotes

“One of the most sincere forms of respect is actually listening to what another has to say”
― Manoj Hande

“Genius has its limitations.
Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“There is a great need for a sarcasm font.”
― Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead

“How would you like your eggs?"

I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me," the former detective said.”
― Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead

“You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“What would you do if you were sent to hell?"
"Stop, drop, and roll?”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“You do have a tendency to severe spinal cords."

"Only for you.”
― Darynda Jones , First Grave on the Right

“I stretched as those three little words that every girl longs to hear slipped from his mouth with effortless ease. As though they did it every day. As Though they didn't mean the world to me. With one corner of his mouth tipping sensually, he asked, "Want some coffee?" And I fell. I fell hard.”
― Darynda Jones, Sixth Grave on the Edge

“Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“Oh, my. What a lovely shade of bitch you're wearing today. --T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Sixth Grave on the Edge

“Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“Do not disturb. Already there.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right