Jaime Diaz > Jaime's Quotes

“A mathematical formula for happiness:Reality divided by Expectations.There were two ways to be happy:improve your reality or lower your expectations.”
― Jodi Picoult, Nineteen Minutes

“Never ruin an apology with an excuse.”
― Benjamin Franklin

“Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. ”
― Wendell Johnson

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”
― Chris Rock

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
― Rodney Dangerfield

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
― Robert Orben