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#1

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

#2

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous

#3

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West

tags: humor, life

#4

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
― Jim Henson

#5

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

#6

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

tags: humor, proverb

#7

“No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity.”
― Rush Limbaugh

tags: economy, government, prosperity, taxes, taxing

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#8

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
― Mark Twain

tags: humor, politics

#9

“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

tags: drama, humor, plays

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