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  • #1
    Julia Child
    “I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate.”
    Julia Child

  • #2
    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    Bernard M. Baruch

  • #3
    Carl Reiner
    “A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
    Carl Reiner

  • #4
    Dylan Thomas
    “It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.”
    Dylan Thomas, A Child's Christmas in Wales

  • #5
    W.C. Fields
    “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
    W.C. Fields

  • #6
    C.E.M. Joad
    “Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources”
    C.E.M. Joad

  • #7
    Edgar Allan Poe
    “I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.”
    Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia

  • #8
    Orson Welles
    “Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”
    Orson Welles

  • #9
    Christopher Moore
    “People, generally, suck.”
    Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

  • #10
    Charles Lamb
    “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
    Charles Lamb

  • #11
    George Carlin
    “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
    George Carlin

  • #12
    Kristan Higgins
    “Stop smiling. Every time you smile, an angel dies.”
    Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

  • #13
    Richard Armour
    “That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: it said, 'goodbye”
    Richard Armour

  • #14
    Haruki Murakami
    “People soon get tired of things that aren't boring, but not of what is boring.”
    Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

  • #15
    “As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.”
    Joan Dye Gussow

  • #16
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “Learn to drive?"
    "Never," said Quentin. "My mission in life is to be a passenger.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Archer's Goon

  • #17
    أحمد العسيلي
    “المصايب مش بتحصل للناس اللي في الجرنال بس!”
    أحمد العسيلي, كتاب مالوش اسم

  • #18
    Rick Riordan
    “Mr. D," Grover asked timidly, "if you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #19
    Bill Hicks
    “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.”
    Bill Hicks

  • #20
    Michael Marshall Smith
    “Is she dead?" called Zenda.
    Sort of," I shouted, "And the pizza's completely fucked too.”
    Michael Marshall Smith

  • #21
    Douglas Adams
    “Aberystwyth (n.)

    A nostalgic yearning which is in itself more pleasant than the thing being yearned for.”
    Douglas Adams, The Deeper Meaning of Liff: A Dictionary of Things There Aren't Any Words for Yet--But There Ought to Be

  • #22
    Benny Bellamacina
    “When the road ahead seems impossible, start the engine”
    Benny Bellamacina, Piddly Poems for Children: Volume 1

  • #24
    “إن الانسان ذكي لدرجة أنه يستطيع خداع نفسه، وغبي لدرجة انه يستطيع خداع نفسه.”
    إبراهيم الزنيدي, نصف

  • #25
    “I haven't been wrong since 1961, when I thought I made a mistake.”
    Bob Hudson
    tags: humour

  • #26
    Ilyas Kassam
    “If you cannot find an element of Humour in something, your not taking it seriously enough.”
    Ilyas Kassam

  • #27
    Jerome K. Jerome
    “What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset over”
    Jerome K. Jerome

  • #28
    Peter James West
    “Sometimes the body gets out of bed an hour before the brain.”
    Peter James West

  • #29
    Benny Bellamacina
    “Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic”
    Benny Bellamacina

  • #30
    Noel Langley
    “WHAT? YOU AGAIN?' he shouted in capital letters.”
    Noel Langley, The Land of Green Ginger
    tags: humour

  • #31
    Molly Looby
    “You know what would be awesome? . . . If I could have a machete.”
    Molly Looby, ZA



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