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    Julia Child
    “I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate.”
    ― Julia Child
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    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    ― Bernard M. Baruch
    tags: ataraxy, be-yourself, confidence, fitting-in, individuality, misattributed-dr-seuss, those-who-matter
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    Carl Reiner
    “A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
    ― Carl Reiner
    tags: cold, freezing, snow, weather, winter
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    Dylan Thomas
    “It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.”
    ― Dylan Thomas, A Child's Christmas in Wales
    tags: childhood, children, christmas, fight, snow, snowman, tea
    108 likes

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    W.C. Fields
    “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
    ― W.C. Fields
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    C.E.M. Joad
    “Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources”
    ― C.E.M. Joad
    tags: creativity, humor, misattributed-to-einstein, paraphrased
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    Edgar Allan Poe
    “I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.”
    ― Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia
    tags: faith, fool, humor, self-confidence, self-irony
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    Orson Welles
    “Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”
    ― Orson Welles
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    Christopher Moore
    “People, generally, suck.”
    ― Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
    tags: humor
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    Charles Lamb
    “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
    ― Charles Lamb
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    George Carlin
    “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
    ― George Carlin
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    Kristan Higgins
    “Stop smiling. Every time you smile, an angel dies.”
    ― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only
    tags: humor, humour, smiling
    102 likes

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    Richard Armour
    “That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: it said, 'goodbye”
    ― Richard Armour
    tags: humour, life, money
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    Haruki Murakami
    “People soon get tired of things that aren't boring, but not of what is boring.”
    ― Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore
    tags: humour, life
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    “As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.”
    ― Joan Dye Gussow
    tags: humour
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    Diana Wynne Jones
    “Learn to drive?"
    "Never," said Quentin. "My mission in life is to be a passenger.”
    ― Diana Wynne Jones, Archer's Goon
    tags: driving, humour, life, passenger
    99 likes

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    أحمد العسيلي
    “المصايب مش بتحصل للناس اللي في الجرنال بس!”
    ― أحمد العسيلي, كتاب مالوش اسم
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    Rick Riordan
    “Mr. D," Grover asked timidly, "if you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?”
    ― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief
    tags: humour
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    Bill Hicks
    “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.”
    ― Bill Hicks
    tags: misanthropy, perspective
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    Michael Marshall Smith
    “Is she dead?" called Zenda.
    Sort of," I shouted, "And the pizza's completely fucked too.”
    ― Michael Marshall Smith
    tags: humour
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    Douglas Adams
    “Aberystwyth (n.)

    A nostalgic yearning which is in itself more pleasant than the thing being yearned for.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Deeper Meaning of Liff: A Dictionary of Things There Aren't Any Words for Yet--But There Ought to Be
    tags: humour
    26 likes

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    Benny Bellamacina
    “When the road ahead seems impossible, start the engine”
    ― Benny Bellamacina, Piddly Poems for Children: Volume 1
    tags: humour, life, optimism, philosophy, quote, wisdom
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    “إن الانسان ذكي لدرجة أنه يستطيع خداع نفسه، وغبي لدرجة انه يستطيع خداع نفسه.”
    ― إبراهيم الزنيدي, نصف
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  • #25
    “I haven't been wrong since 1961, when I thought I made a mistake.”
    ― Bob Hudson
    tags: humour
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    Ilyas Kassam
    “If you cannot find an element of Humour in something, your not taking it seriously enough.”
    ― Ilyas Kassam
    tags: comedy, humour, kassam, philosophy
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    Jerome K. Jerome
    “What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset over”
    ― Jerome K. Jerome
    tags: humour, three-men-in-a-boat
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    Peter James West
    “Sometimes the body gets out of bed an hour before the brain.”
    ― Peter James West
    tags: humour, life, writing
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    Benny Bellamacina
    “Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic”
    ― Benny Bellamacina
    tags: humour, life, life-lessons, philosophy, wisdom
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    Noel Langley
    “WHAT? YOU AGAIN?' he shouted in capital letters.”
    ― Noel Langley, The Land of Green Ginger
    tags: humour
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    Molly Looby
    “You know what would be awesome? . . . If I could have a machete.”
    ― Molly Looby, ZA
    tags: humour, jai-ashford, za, zombie, zombies
    1 likes



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