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#1

“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”
― Mark Twain

tags: humor-satan

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#2

“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
― Mark Twain

tags: americans, geography, war

7521 likes

#3

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain

tags: classic-insult, funeral, funny, humor

7627 likes

#4

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
― Mark Twain

tags: living, world

8285 likes

#5

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
― Mark Twain

tags: humor, politics

9100 likes

#6

“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”
― Mark Twain

tags: truth

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#7

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”
― Mark Twain

tags: death, inspirational

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#8

“Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.”
― Mark Twain

tags: patriotism, politics

5997 likes

#9

“Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.”
― Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World

tags: books, truth

6023 likes

#10

“Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.”
― Mark Twain

tags: books-reading

4800 likes

#11

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”
― Mark Twain

tags: humor, men, women

4690 likes

#12

“Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.”
― Mark Twain

tags: happiness, sanity

4454 likes

#13

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”
― Mark Twain

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#14

“If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.”
― Mark Twain

tags: misattributed-mark-twain, newspapers

3558 likes

#15

“Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.”
― Mark Twain

tags: morals

3399 likes

#16

“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.”
― Mark Twain

tags: courage

3356 likes

#17

“Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.”
― Mark Twain

tags: inspirational, kindness

3291 likes

#18

“Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.”
― Mark Twain

tags: education

2891 likes

#19

“You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?”
― Mark Twain

tags: books-bible

2552 likes

#20

“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.”
― Mark Twain

tags: humor, philosophy, religion

2507 likes

#21

“The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.”
― Mark Twain

tags: self-acceptance, self-esteem

2359 likes

#22

“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. ”
― Mark Twain

tags: humor, success

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#23

“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”
― Mark Twain

tags: animals, cats, dogs, grace, reticence

1741 likes

#24

“Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.”
― Mark Twain

tags: enlightening

1589 likes

#25

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
― Mark Twain

1565 likes

#26

“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
― Mark Twain

tags: animals, dogs, heaven

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