2026 Reading Challenge

Doğa Armangil > Doğa's Quotes

Showing 1-30 of 99
« previous 1 3 4
sort by

    like
  • #1
    W.C. Fields
    “Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a mooncalf! Don't be a jabbernowl! You're not those, are you?”
    ― W.C. Fields, W. C. Fields: 2
    tags: funny
    11 likes

    • like
  • #2
    Woody Allen
    “Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”
    ― Woody Allen, Without Feathers
    tags: finances, life, money, poverty
    149 likes

    • like
  • #3
    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    ― Mark Twain
    34466 likes

    • like
  • #4
    Leo Rosten
    “Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.”
    ― Leo Rosten
    tags: animals, children, humor, w-c-fields
    43 likes

    • like
  • #5
    Mark Twain
    “I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.”
    ― Mark Twain
    1681 likes

    • like
  • #6
    Mark Twain
    “Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: blush, wordplay
    486 likes

    • like
  • #8
    W.C. Fields
    “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
    ― W.C. Fields
    18681 likes

    • like
  • #9
    W.C. Fields
    “If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
    ― W.C. Fields
    7410 likes

    • like
  • #9
    Mark Twain
    “History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: history
    2254 likes

    • like
  • #10
    W.C. Fields
    “Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”
    ― W.C. Fields
    155 likes

    • like
  • #11
    W.C. Fields
    “I never hold a grudge. As soon as I get even with the son-of-a bitch, I forget it.”
    ― W.C. Fields
    364 likes

    • like
  • #12
    W.C. Fields
    “Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.”
    ― W.C. Fields
    104 likes

    • like
  • #14
    Mark Twain
    “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: individuality, majority, minority, pause, reflect, wisdom
    43885 likes

    • like
  • #15
    Woody Allen
    “I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: death, fear, humor, life
    25649 likes

    • like
  • #16
    Mae West
    “JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court?

    MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.”
    ― Mae West
    tags: contempt-of-court, mae-west
    276 likes

    • like
  • #17
    Mae West
    “If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.”
    ― Mae West
    tags: old-age
    69 likes

    • like
  • #18
    Douglas Adams
    “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
    ― Douglas Adams
    tags: attributed-no-source, humor, misattributed-douglas-adams, wit
    11372 likes

    • like
  • #19
    Douglas Adams
    “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
    tags: humor, perspective, science
    5859 likes

    • like
  • #20
    Douglas Adams
    “Don't Panic.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
    tags: h2g2, hitchhiker-s-guide, humor, panic
    4705 likes

    • like
  • #21
    Douglas Adams
    “A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
    tags: life
    3611 likes

    • like
  • #22
    Douglas Adams
    “A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”
    ― Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
    tags: design, foolproof, ingenuity
    3748 likes

    • like
  • #23
    Douglas Adams
    “Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.”
    ― Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
    tags: humor, novelist, science-fiction
    2677 likes

    • like
  • #24
    Douglas Adams
    “He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
    tags: dreams
    2711 likes

    • like
  • #25
    Douglas Adams
    “You live and learn. At any rate, you live.”
    ― Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
    tags: learning
    1757 likes

    • like
  • #26
    Douglas Adams
    “You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
    "Why, what did she tell you?"
    "I don't know, I didn't listen.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
    tags: arthur-dent
    2177 likes

    • like
  • #27
    Douglas Adams
    “So this is it," said Arthur, "We are going to die."
    "Yes," said Ford, "except... no! Wait a minute!" He suddenly lunged across the chamber at something behind Arthur's line of vision. "What's this switch?" he cried.
    "What? Where?" cried Arthur, twisting round.
    "No, I was only fooling," said Ford, "we are going to die after all.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
    tags: gallows-humor, humor, science
    1419 likes

    • like
  • #28
    Bill Watterson
    “You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
    What mood is that?
    Last-minute panic.”
    ― Bill Watterson
    tags: procrastination
    2142 likes

    • like
  • #29
    Bill Watterson
    “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
    ― Bill Watterson
    1636 likes

    • like
  • #30
    Bill Watterson
    “It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.”
    ― Bill Watterson
    5431 likes

    • like
  • #31
    Bill Watterson
    “When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.”
    ― Bill Watterson
    787 likes



Rss
« previous 1 3 4
All Quotes



Tags From Doğa’s Quotes

funny
finances
life
money
poverty
animals
children
humor
w-c-fields
blush
wordplay
history
individuality
majority
minority
pause
reflect
wisdom
death
fear
contempt-of-court
mae-west
old-age
attributed-no-source
misattributed-douglas-adams
wit
perspective
science
h2g2
hitchhiker-s-guide
panic
design
foolproof
ingenuity
novelist
science-fiction
dreams
learning
arthur-dent
gallows-humor
procrastination