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  • #1
    George Saunders
    “Fuck concepts. Don't be afraid to be confused. Try to remain permanently confused. Anything is possible. Stay open, forever, so open it hurts, and then open up some more, until the day you die, world without end, amen.”
    George Saunders

  • #2
    Mark  Lawrence
    “Three months previously I had entered the Haunt alone, covered in blood that was not my own and swinging a stolen sword. By Brothers followed me in. Now I left the castle in the hands of another. I had wanted my uncle's blood. His crown I took because other men said I could not have it.”
    Mark Lawrence, King of Thorns

  • #3
    Mark  Lawrence
    “This is a bad idea."

    "If you ever stop saying that, I'll know it's time to start worrying.”
    Mark Lawrence, King of Thorns

  • #4
    Sarah J. Maas
    “Libraries were full of ideas—perhaps the most dangerous and powerful of all weapons.”
    Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass

  • #5
    Sarah J. Maas
    “How long was I asleep?" she whispered. He didn't respond.
    "How long was I asleep?" she asked again, and noticed a hint of red in his cheeks.
    "You were asleep, too?"
    "Until you began drooling on my shoulder.”
    Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass

  • #6
    Suzanne Collins
    “Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.”
    Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay

  • #7
    Chris Rock
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”
    Chris Rock

  • #8
    John Green
    “What the hell is that?" I laughed.
    "It's my fox hat."
    "Your fox hat?"
    "Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat."
    "Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked.
    "Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.”
    John Green, Looking for Alaska

  • #9
    Billy Sunday
    “Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”
    Billy Sunday, "Billy" Sunday, the man and his message: with his own words which have won thousands for Christ

  • #10
    Brian P. Cleary
    “Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing.”
    Brian P. Cleary, You Oughta Know By Now

  • #11
    Brian P. Cleary
    “Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.”
    Brian P. Cleary, You Oughta Know By Now

  • #12
    Brian P. Cleary
    “It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).”
    Brian P. Cleary, You Oughta Know By Now

  • #13
    Brian P. Cleary
    “If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other social gathering, and the woman looks hot, her guy could be blinking, chewing, or even mid-sneeze, and she’ll still display it on her desk at work.”
    Brian P. Cleary

  • #14
    Judy Balan
    “Modern-Day Parenting is no joke. For starters, no one takes you seriously unless you have a fancy parenting style.
    Tiger Mom, Helicopter Mom, Organic Mom and on and on.
    I've decided to go with L-Board Mom. I may look like I don't know what I'm doing but you want to keep safe distance 'cause you know I can hurt you and get away with it.”
    Judy Balan

  • #15
    Brian P. Cleary
    “There’s no such thing as free kittens.”
    Brian P. Cleary, You Oughta Know By Now

  • #16
    Judy Balan
    “I have a phonetic fetish. All I want is to find a man whose last name ends in 'Vrski' and marry him.
    Try saying VRSKI. Oh, don't be a tight-ass. SAY IT.
    Don't you love the purring sound it makes in your mouth? It's the kind of name I love waking up to every morning - 'Good morning, BlahBlahVrski', the kind I can brag about on Facebook - 'Judy Balan has now changed her name to Judy SomethingVrski' and the kind I can scream in a fit of passion - 'Ohhhhh Vrrrrssskkkkiiiii!”
    Judy Balan

  • #17
    Judy Balan
    “I love therapy. I don't get the taboo about seeking therapy at all. It's exactly like taking Buzzfeed quizzes. At the end of the day, we all want to know what cocktail we are. But it means so much more when it comes from a shrink. It's like 'Ooh, I really am Liquid Cocaine!”
    Judy Balan

  • #18
    “Everything looks better with my eyes closed.”
    Rick Springfield

  • #19
    Edgar Allan Poe
    “Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.”
    Edgar Allan Poe

  • #20
    J.R. Ward
    “You are a manipulator.
    I like to think of myself more as an outcome engineer.”
    J.R. Ward, Lover Eternal

  • #21
    William Shakespeare
    “Lord, what fools these mortals be!”
    William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream

  • #22
    George Carlin
    “We’re so self-important. Everybody’s going to save something now. “Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.” And the greatest arrogance of all: save the planet. Save the planet, we don’t even know how to take care of ourselves yet. I’m tired of this shit. I’m tired of f-ing Earth Day. I’m tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is that there aren’t enough bicycle paths. People trying to make the world safe for Volvos. Besides, environmentalists don’t give a shit about the planet. Not in the abstract they don’t. You know what they’re interested in? A clean place to live. Their own habitat. They’re worried that some day in the future they might be personally inconvenienced. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn’t impress me.

    The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sun spots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles … hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worldwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages … And we think some plastic bags and some aluminum cans are going to make a difference? The planet isn’t going anywhere. WE are!

    We’re going away. Pack your shit, folks. We’re going away. And we won’t leave much of a trace, either. Maybe a little Styrofoam … The planet’ll be here and we’ll be long gone. Just another failed mutation. Just another closed-end biological mistake. An evolutionary cul-de-sac. The planet’ll shake us off like a bad case of fleas.

    The planet will be here for a long, long, LONG time after we’re gone, and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself, ’cause that’s what it does. It’s a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be renewed. And if it’s true that plastic is not degradable, well, the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new paradigm: the earth plus plastic. The earth doesn’t share our prejudice toward plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn’t know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, “Why are we here?”

    Plastic… asshole.”
    George Carlin

  • #23
    Stephen  King
    “A tragedy is a tragedy, and at the bottom, all tragedies are stupid. Give me a choice and I'll take A Midsummer Night's Dream over Hamlet every time. Any fool with steady hands and a working set of lungs can build up a house of cards and then blow it down, but it takes a genius to make people laugh.”
    Stephen King

  • #24
    Steve  Martin
    “Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.”
    Steve Martin, Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life

  • #25
    Rick Riordan
    “THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!"
    Polybotes frowned, obviously confused that he was being told off by a statue. "What are you?" he growled. "Shut up!"
    He pushed the statue over and turned back to Percy.
    "Now I'm MAD!" Terminus shrieked. "I'm strangling you. Feel that? Those are my hands around your neck, you big bully. Get over here! I'm going to head-butt you so hard--”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #26
    F. Scott Fitzgerald
    “I don’t want just words. If that’s all you have for me, you’d better go”
    F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned

  • #27
    F. Scott Fitzgerald
    “She was dazzling-- alight; it was agony to comprehend her beauty in a glance.”
    F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned

  • #28
    F. Scott Fitzgerald
    “A woman should be able to kiss a man beautifully and romantically without any desire to be either his wife or his mistress.”
    F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned

  • #29
    F. Scott Fitzgerald
    “I shall go on shining as a brilliantly meaningless figure in a meaningless world.”
    F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned

  • #30
    F. Scott Fitzgerald
    “She was incomprehensible, for, in her, soul and spirit were one - the beauty of her body was the essence of her soul. She was that unity sought for by philosophers through many centuries. In this outdoor waiting room of winds and stars she had been sitting for a hundred years, at peace in the contemplation of herself.”
    F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned



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