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“Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“ "Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."
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― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“I really should come with a warning label.”
― Tom Upton

“We’re here to take over the world-- that’s why we’re starting here in Hamilton, Indiana-- the nerve center of the entire planet.”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.”
― Mark Twain

“The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.”
― Mark Twain

“...It’s pretty simple, really: having fun can only led to having more fun-- it cannot led to injury, pain, or dismemberment.”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“It's truly weird how everyone just thinks they can bring me Diet Coke and everything will be okay. Especially since it's pretty much true.-Lizzie Nichols”
― Meg Cabot, Queen of Babble Gets Hitched

“Unrequited love is all right in books and things, but in real life, it completely sucks”
― Meg Cabot, Haunted

“...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything....”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

“If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.”
― Tom Upton, Just Plain Weird