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  • #1
    Brandon Sanderson
    “You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.

    It's really funny.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

  • #2
    Brandon Sanderson
    “By now, it is probably very late at night, and you have stayed up to read this book when you should have gone to sleep. If this is the case, then I commend you for falling into my trap. It is a writer's greatest pleasure to hear that someone was kept up until the unholy hours of the morning reading one of his books. It goes back to authors being terrible people who delight in the suffering of others. Plus, we get a kickback from the caffeine industry...”
    Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

  • #3
    Brandon Sanderson
    “The purpose of a storyteller is not to tell you how to think, but to give you questions to think upon.”
    Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings

  • #4
    Brandon Sanderson
    “Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Warbreaker

  • #5
    Brandon Sanderson
    “You should try not to talk so much, friend. You'll sound far less stupid that way.

    - Breeze”
    Brandon Sanderson, Mistborn: The Final Empire

  • #6
    Brandon Sanderson
    “People can do great things. However, there are some things they just CAN'T do. I, for instance, have not been able to transform myself into a Popsicle, despite years of effort.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

  • #7
    Brandon Sanderson
    “It's easy to believe in something when you win all the time...The losses are what define a man's faith.”
    Brandon Sanderson, The Well of Ascension

  • #8
    Brandon Sanderson
    “Life before Death.
    Strength before Weakness.
    Journey before Destination.”
    Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings

  • #9
    Brandon Sanderson
    “I've always been very confident in my immaturity.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Mistborn: The Final Empire

  • #10
    Brandon Sanderson
    “I try to avoid having thoughts. They lead to other thoughts, and—if you’re not careful—those lead to actions. Actions make you tired. I have this on rather good authority from someone who once read it in a book.”
    Brandon Sanderson

  • #11
    Brandon Sanderson
    “If you're always on time, it implies that you never have anything better you should be doing.”
    Brandon Sanderson

  • #12
    Brandon Sanderson
    “But you can't kill me, Lord Tyrant. I represent that one thing you've never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. I am hope.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Mistborn: The Final Empire

  • #13
    Brandon Sanderson
    “Sometimes the prize is not worth the costs. The means by which we achieve victory are as important as the victory itself.”
    Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings

  • #14
    Brandon Sanderson
    “Elend: I kind of lost track of time…
    Breeze: For two hours?
    Elend: There were books involved.”
    Brandon Sanderson, The Well of Ascension

  • #15
    Brandon Sanderson
    “There's always another secret.' -Kelsier”
    Brandon Sanderson, Mistborn: The Final Empire

  • #16
    Brandon Sanderson
    “Unknowing ignorance is preferable to informed stupidity.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Warbreaker

  • #17
    Brandon Sanderson
    “Authors also create lovable, friendly characters, then proceed to do terrible things to them, like throw them in unsightly librarian-controlled dungeons. This makes readers feel hurt and worried for the characters. The simple truth is that authors like making people squirm. If this weren't the case, all novels would be filled completely with cute bunnies having birthday parties.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

  • #18
    Brandon Sanderson
    “And so, does the destination matter? Or is it the path we take? I declare that no accomplishment has substance nearly as great as the road used to achieve it. We are not creatures of destinations. It is the journey that shapes us. Our callused feet, our backs strong from carrying the weight of our travels, our eyes open with the fresh delight of experiences lived.”
    Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings

  • #19
    Brandon Sanderson
    “A man can only lead when others accept him as their leader, and he has only as much authority as his subjects give to him. All of the brilliant ideas in the world cannot save your kingdom if no one will listen to them.”
    Brandon Sanderson, The Well of Ascension

  • #20
    Brandon Sanderson
    “I swear, my dear. Sometimes our conversations remind me of a broken sword."

    She raised an eyebrow.

    "Sharp as hell," Lightsong said, "but lacking a point.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Warbreaker

  • #21
    Brandon Sanderson
    “Expectations were like fine pottery. The harder you held them, the more likely they were to crack.”
    Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings

  • #22
    Brandon Sanderson
    “You're a very difficult person to manipulate, you know."
    "Nonsense," he said. "You just have to promise me that I won't have to do a thing, and then I'll do anything you want."
    "Anything?"
    "Anything that doesn't require doing anything."
    "That's nothing, then."
    "Is it?"
    "Yes."
    "Well, that's something.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Warbreaker

  • #23
    Brandon Sanderson
    “Just because I do not accept the teachings of the devotaries does not mean I've discarded a belief in right and wrong."
    "But the Almighty determines what is right!"
    "Must someone, some unseen thing, declare what is right for it to be right? I believe that my own morality -- which answers only to my heart -- is more sure and true than the morality of those who do right only because they fear retribution.”
    Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings

  • #24
    Brandon Sanderson
    “Good men don't become legends," he said quietly.
    "Good men don't need to become legends." She opened her eyes, looking up at him. "They just do what's right anyway.”
    Brandon Sanderson, The Well of Ascension

  • #25
    Brandon Sanderson
    “Men rarely see their own actions as unjustified.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Mistborn: The Final Empire

  • #26
    Brandon Sanderson
    “Personally, I like it much better when someone else does the decision making. That way you have legitimate grounds to whine and complain. I tend to find both whining and complaining quite interesting and amusing, though sometimes--unfortunately--it's hard to choose which one of the two I want to do.
    Sigh. LIfe can be so tough sometimes.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Scrivener's Bones

  • #27
    Brandon Sanderson
    “Personally, I say, "Out of the frying pan and into the deadly pit filled with sharks who are wielding chainsaws with killer kittens stapled to them." However, that one's having a rough time catching on.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Scrivener's Bones

  • #28
    Brandon Sanderson
    “To lack feeling is to be dead, but to act on every feeling is to be a child.”
    Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings

  • #29
    Brandon Sanderson
    “Marsh: Our best efforts were never even a mild annoyance to the Lord Ruler."
    Kelsier: Ah, but being an annoyance is something that I am very good at. In fact, I'm far more than just a 'mild' annoyance--people tell me I can be downright frustrating. Might as well use this talent for the cause of good, eh?”
    Brandon Sanderson, Mistborn: The Final Empire

  • #30
    Brandon Sanderson
    “Breeze strolled over to the table and chose a seat with his characteristic decorum. The portly man raised his dueling cane, pointing it at Ham. 'I see that my period of intellectual respite has come to an end.'

    Ham smiled. 'I thought up a couple beastly questions while I was gone, and I've been saving them just for you, Breeze.'

    'I'm dying of anticipation,' Breeze said. He turned his cane toward Lestibournes. 'Spook, drink.'

    Spook rushed over and fetched Breeze a cup of wine.

    'He's such a fine lad,' Breeze noted, accepting the drink. 'I barely even have to nudge him Allomantically. If only the rest of you ruffians were so accommodating.'

    Spook frowned. 'Niceing the not on the playing without.'

    'I have no idea what you just said, child,' Breeze said. 'So I'm simply going to pretend it was coherent, then move on.'

    Kelsier rolled his eyes. 'Losing the stress on the nip,' he said. 'Notting without the needing of care.'

    'Riding the rile of the rids to the right,' Spook said with a nod.

    'What are you two babbling about?' Breeze said testily.

    'Wasing the was of brightness,' Spook said. 'Nip the having of wishing of this.'

    'Ever wasing the doing of this,' Kelsier agreed.

    'Ever wasing the wish of having the have,' Ham added with a smile. 'Brighting the wish of wasing the not.'

    Breeze turned to Dockson with exasperation. 'I believe our companions have finally lost their minds, dear friend.'

    Dockson shrugged. Then, with a perfectly straight face, he said, 'Wasing not of wasing is.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Mistborn: The Final Empire



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