Michael Tudge > Michael's Quotes

“Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls’ pants - use it to get into their heads.”
― Scroobius Pip

“Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.”
― Scroobius Pip

“You see a mousetrap; I see free cheese and a fucking challenge!”
― Scroobius Pip

“I bought the Heartbreak Hotel, on my own with no investors. Closed it down and opened the Fuck You, Get Over It bed and breakfast.”
― Scroobius Pip

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder,”
― Scroobius Pip