Jodi > Jodi's Quotes

“If I looked like him,” Tara said. “I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.”
― Jill Shalvis, Simply Irresistible

“Absofuckinglutely.”
― Julie James, Just the Sexiest Man Alive

“He raised his voice over the crowd’s roar and gestured to Cade’s phone. “Good news?”
Cade tucked the phone back into his pocket. “She said yes.”
Vaughn blinked—clearly having expected Cade to say something else—then threw out his hands. He had no clue what they were talking about, but right then everything was a cause for celebration. “She said yes! Hell, yeah!” He grabbed Huxley and pointed to Cade, shouting over the crowd. “She said yes.”
“Sweet,” Huxley said, tapping his beer to Cade’s. “Who said yes?”
“Brooke Parker. I’m seeing her tonight.”
“Fuck you,” Vaughn said, somewhat in awe. “I knew it. You’ve been digging her from the moment she told you to shove your obstruction of justice threats up your ass.”
“What can I say? I’m a sucker for the shy, quiet types.”
― Julie James, Love Irresistibly

“If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.” - Chloe Traeger”
― Jill Shalvis, Head Over Heels

“Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to.”
― Jill Shalvis, Simply Irresistible

“Experience is something you get… after you need it.”
― Jill Shalvis, Simply Irresistible

“Why was man created before woman? Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.” – Chloe Traeger”
― Jill Shalvis, Head Over Heels

“Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.”
― Jill Shalvis, Simply Irresistible

“They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.”
― Jill Shalvis, Head Over Heels

“Don't take life too seriously. After all none of us are getting out alive anyway.”
― Jill Shalvis, Simply Irresistible

“Good judgment comes from bad experience. Unfortunately, most of that comes from bad judgment.

- Tara Daniels -”
― Jill Shalvis, The Sweetest Thing

“If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.”
― Albert Einstein

“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
― George Eliot

“If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.”
― Albert Einstein

“Do one thing every day that scares you.”
― Eleanor Roosevelt

“There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.”
― Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
― Benjamin Franklin Wade

“It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.”
― E.E. Cummings

“There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.”
― Ernest Hemingway

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
― Nicolas Chamfort

“It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.”
― Marlene Dietrich

“The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.”
― Joe Klaas, The Twelve Steps to Happiness: A Practical Handbook for Understanding and Working the Twelve Step Programs for Alcoholism, Codependency, Eating Disorders, and Other Addictions

“This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.”
― George V. Higgins, The Friends of Eddie Coyle

“Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway.”
― Eleanor Roosevelt

“Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.”
― Dalai Lama XIV

“... a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
― Thomas Szasz

“I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.”
― Helen Keller