Kristin > Kristin's Quotes

“Never trust a pretty girl with an ugly secret.”
― Sara Shepard

“I'm still here, bitches. And I know everything." -A”
― Sara Shepard, Pretty Little Liars

“The sweetest smiles hold the darkest secrets...”
― Sara Shepard, Flawless

“You're driving me NORMAL!”
― Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter

“A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches”
― Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter

“I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?”
― Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter

“you can’t use logic on human behavior.”
― Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter

“I mean, really: what kind of person could possibly dislike me?”
― Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter

“There are still very few laws against thinking, although I am sure they're working hard on that in Washington.”
― Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter

“A reasonable being might think that he and I could find some common ground; have a cup of coffee and compare our Passengers, exchange trade talk and chitchat about dismemberment techniques. But no: Doakes wanted me dead. And I found it difficult to share his point of view.”
― Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter

“Dex,” she said. “Are you all right?”

“I’ll be fine, Sis,” I said, feeling somewhat light-headed, “if you’ll just turn off that horrible music.”
― Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter

“If everyone else in the world were to mysteriously disappear, I would feel irritated about it only because there would be no one to make me doughnuts.”
― Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter

“Everyone is so cheerful and happy,” I said

“This isn’t Mister Rogers Neighborhood, Dex. It’s Miami. Only the bad guys are happy.” She looked at me without expression, a perfect cop stare. “How come you’re not laughing and singing?”

“Unkind, Deb. Very unkind. I’ve been good for months.”

She took a sip of water. “Uh-huh. And it’s making you crazy.”
― Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter

“Quickly, Watson, the game’s afoot,” I said, but Deborah was not in a literary mood.”
― Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter

“If I ever have to see something like that again," he told us, "I will retire and raise dachshunds.”
― Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter

“It didn't seem like Sergeant Doakes would give up before my conversion to a beer-bellied sofa ornament was complete, and I could see nothing else to do except play kick the can and hangman with Cody and Astor, performing outrageously theatrical good-bye kisses with Rita afterward for the benefit of my stalker.”
― Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter

“Deborah's little house was lavishly decorated in I-have-no-life modern.”
― Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter

“the little toy piped on and into “London Bridge” in the same cheerfully lunatic tone. It was enough to make anyone crazy, but it probably had an extra effect on someone like MacGregor who lived for children. At any rate, I certainly hoped so. I had quite deliberately chosen the little keyboard to lure him out, and I sincerely hoped, in fact, that he would think he had been found out—and that a toy had come from Hell to punish him. After all, why shouldn’t I enjoy what I do?”
― Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter

“Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.”
― Jeff Lindsay, Dexter in the Dark

“Weren't we all crazy in our sleep? What was sleep, after all, but the process by which we dumped our insanity into a dark subconscious pit and came out on the other side ready to eat cereal instead of our neighbor's children?”
― Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

“I'm not sure what I am. I just know there's something dark in me. I hide it. I certainly don't talk about it, but it's there always, this Dark Passenger. And when he's driving, I feel alive, half sick with the thrill of complete wrongness. I don't fight him, I don't want to. He's all I've got. Nothing else could love me, not even... especially not me. Or is that just a lie the Dark Passenger tells me? Because lately there are these moments when I feel connected to something else... someone. It's like the mask is slipping and things... people... who never mattered before are suddenly starting to matter. It scares the hell out of me.”
― Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

“Whatever made me the way I am left me hollow, empty inside, unable to feel. It doesn't seem like a big deal. I'm quite sure most people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake it all. I fake it very well, and the feelings are never there.”
― Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

“Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.”
― Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

“I did not like this feeling of having feelings.”
― Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

“In my life long study of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard they try, they have found no way yet to prevent the arrival of Monday morning. And they do try, of course, but Monday always comes, and all the drones have to scuttle back to their dreary workday lives of meaningless toin and suffering.”
― Jeff Lindsay, Dexter in the Dark

“Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?”
― Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

“I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book”
― Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter

“Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work. ”
― Jeff Lindsay

“Why do so many people start their messages with, "It's me"? Of course it is you. We all know that. But who the hell ARE you?”
― Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

“You know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery!”
― Sara Shepard, Pretty Little Liars