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  • #1
    Charles M. Schulz
    “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
    Charles M. Schulz

  • #2
    Christopher Hitchens
    “Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”
    Christopher Hitchens, The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever

  • #3
    Virginia Woolf
    “One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.”
    Virginia Woolf, A Room of One’s Own

  • #4
    James  Patterson
    “Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.”
    James Patterson, The Angel Experiment

  • #5
    Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures
    “Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called. 
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    Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

  • #6
    “Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.”
    Joss Whedon

  • #7
    W.C. Fields
    “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
    W.C. Fields

  • #8
    Julia Child
    “The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.”
    Julia Child

  • #9
    Judith Martin
    “There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.”
    Judith Martin

  • #10
    Mark Twain
    “Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”
    Mark Twain

  • #11
    Lora Brody
    “Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
    Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.
    And it always feels good.”
    Lora Brody

  • #12
    Julia Child
    “The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you've got to have a what-the-hell attitude.”
    Julia Child

  • #13
    Robert Frost
    “There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.”
    Robert Frost

  • #14
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “You can't just eat good food. You've got to talk about it too. And you've got to talk about it to somebody who understands that kind of food.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Jailbird

  • #15
    Jarod Kintz
    “Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

  • #16
    Julia Child
    “If you're afraid of butter, use cream.”
    Julia Child

  • #17
    Mark Twain
    “Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
    Mark Twain

  • #18
    Robert Farrar Capon
    “I like a cook who smiles out loud when he tastes his own work.
    Let God worry about your modesty; I want to see your enthusiasm.”
    Robert Farrar Capon

  • #19
    Anthony Bourdain
    “your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
    Anthony Bourdain, Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly

  • #20
    Mitch Albom
    “I don't know what it is about food your mother makes for you, especially when it's something that anyone can make - pancakes, meat loaf, tuna salad - but it carries a certain taste of memory.”
    Mitch Albom

  • #21
    Erma Bombeck
    “The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”
    Erma Bombeck

  • #22
    Anthony Bourdain
    “Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans ... are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit.”
    Anthony Bourdain, Kitchen Confidential : Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly

  • #23
    Laurie Colwin
    “No one who cooks, cooks alone. Even at her most solitary, a cook in the kitchen is surrounded by generations of cooks past, the advice and menus of cooks present, the wisdom of cookbook writers.”
    Laurie Colwin

  • #24
    “Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good.”
    Alice May Brock
    tags: food

  • #25
    Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
    “The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of the human race than the discovery of a star.”
    Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, The Physiology of Taste: Or, Meditations on Transcendental Gastronomy

  • #26
    “A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.”
    Elsa Schiaparelli
    tags: food

  • #27
    Jarod Kintz
    “To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

  • #28
    Robert Byrne
    “Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ”
    Robert Byrne
    tags: food, men, sex

  • #29
    Julia Child
    “How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?”
    Julia Child

  • #30
    Erma Bombeck
    “Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”
    Erma Bombeck



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