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  • #1
    Julia Child
    “The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.”
    Julia Child

  • #2
    Becca Fitzpatrick
    “And anyway, the first three letters in the word diet should tell you what I want it to do.”
    Becca Fitzpatrick, Hush, Hush

  • #3
    Dave Barry
    “The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.”
    Dave Barry

  • #4
    Karl Lagerfeld
    “Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!”
    Karl Lagerfeld

  • #5
    Dave Barry
    “Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.”
    Dave Barry

  • #6
    Dave Barry
    “It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from someone else's plate.”
    Dave Barry

  • #7
    Susan Donovan
    “She'd even violated the only sensible rule of dieting she'd ever run across, the sage advice of the Muppets' Miss Piggy, who recommended never eating anything bigger than your head.”
    Susan Donovan, He Loves Lucy

  • #8
    Kim Brittingham
    “Every weight loss program, no matter how positively it’s packaged, whispers to you that you’re not right. You’re not good enough. You’re unacceptable and you need to be fixed.”
    Kim Brittingham, Read My Hips: How I Learned to Love My Body, Ditch Dieting, and Live Large

  • #9
    Karl Lagerfeld
    “I never touch sugar, cheese, bread...
    I only like what I'm allowed to like. I'm beyond temptation. There is no weakness. When I see tons of food in the studio, for us and for everybody, for me it's as if this stuff was made out of plastic. The idea doesn't even enter my mind that a human being could put that into their mouth. I'm like the animals in the forest. They don't touch what they cannot eat.”
    Karl Lagerfeld

  • #10
    Epictetus
    “Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you and be silent. ”
    Epictetus

  • #11
    Golda Poretsky
    “Weight and body oppression is oppressive to everyone. When you live in a society that says that one kind of body is bad and and other is good, those with “good” bodies constantly fear that their bodies will go “bad”, and those with “bad” bodies are expected feel shame and do everything they can to have “good” bodies. In the process, we torture our bodies, and do everything from engage in disordered eating to invasive surgery to make ourselves okay. Nobody wins in this kind of struggle.”
    Golda Poretsky

  • #12
    Helen Fielding
    “I looked at him nonplussed. I realized that I have spent so many years being on a diet that the idea that you might actually need calories to survive has been completely wiped out of my consciousness. Have reached point where believe nutritional ideal is to eat nothing at all, and that the only reason people eat is because they are so greedy they cannot stop themselves from breaking out and ruining their diets.”
    Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones’s Diary

  • #13
    Brian Wansink
    “The best diet is the one you don't know you're on.”
    Brian Wansink, Mindless Eating: Why We Eat More Than We Think

  • #14
    Golda Poretsky
    “The diet industry has a deep interest in the failure of dieters -- if everyone got skinny, they'd go out of business.”
    Golda Poretsky, Stop Dieting Now: 25 Reasons to Stop, 25 Ways to Heal

  • #15
    Jefferson Smith
    “She was every inch the skeletal goddess that had been promised by the bones of her feet.”
    Jefferson Smith, Strange Places



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