Drue Sheffield > Drue's Quotes

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

“Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.”
― Mark Twain

“You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?”
― Mark Twain

“Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.”
― Mark Twain

“Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.”
― Mark Twain

“Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.”
― Mark Twain

“I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.”
― Lauren Myracle

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.”
― Isaac Asimov

“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”
― Jarod Kintz, $3.33

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”
― Mae West

“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
― George Carlin

“You possess other people's...bodies."

He accepted that statement with a nod.

"Do you want to possess my body?"

"I want to do a lot of things to your body, but that's not one of them.”
― Becca Fitzpatrick, Hush, Hush

“I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”
― Mae West

“People with no morals often considered themselves more free, but mostly they lacked the ability to feel or love.”
― Charles Bukowski, Women

“The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting”
― Bukowski C.

“My dad always told me that holding a grudge is like swallowing poison and expecting the other person to die.”
― Anna Banks, Of Triton

“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”
― Mark Twain

“IT’S ONE of those moments where life seems to pause, and the universe opens its mouth and vomits comprehension on you.”
― Anna Banks, Of Triton

“Most women beg me to lick them, and I give it to you for free and you push me away,” he said with a fake pout on his face.

“You’re crazy.” I giggled

“I’m the good kind of crazy, though.”
― Abbi Glines, Bad for You

“Honey, I don’t run. If you ever see me running, you’d better start running too ‘cause that means that something is chasing me.” – Meg”
― Kristen Proby, Play with Me

“As long as the sun’s shining, shit can’t be that bad.”
― J. Lynn, Wait for You

“I’m a shallow, shallow boy. Hey, it helps that you’re pretty. It brings out the nice guy in me. Makes me what to share my cookies with you.”
― J. Lynn, Wait for You

“A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Don't you have anyone else to bother?"

"There are a shit ton of people that I could reward with my presence, but I chose you.”
― J. Lynn, Wait for You

“Because he should want to be in a relationship with me! I’m friggin’ awesome.”
― J. Lynn, Wait for You

“My spine straightened as I gaped at him. “Are you fucking serious?”
He blinked once and then narrowed his eyes. “You don’t need to cuss.”
“I’ll fucking cuss if I want to fucking cuss,” I snapped. “Fucker.”
― J. Lynn, Be with Me

“If I fall and break my neck, will you say something nice at my funeral?"

"Like 'Kyler was usually more graceful?”
― J. Lynn, Frigid

“What are you up to?”

“Oh, you know, mischief and mayhem,” he replied.

“That so reminds me of Harry Potter,” Brit said, sighing. “I need a re-read.”

We all turned to her. Two bright spots appeared in her cheeks as she tossed her blonde hair back. “What? I’m not ashamed to admit that random things remind me of Harry Potter.”
― J. Lynn, Wait for You