Annie > Annie's Quotes

“When I got [my] library card, that was when my life began.”
― Rita Mae Brown

“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”
― Steven Wright

“When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.”
― Steven Wright

“I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.”
― Steven Wright

“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.”
― Steven Wright

“Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.”
― Steven Wright

“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”
― Steven Wright

“Does fuzzy logic tickle?”
― Steven Wright

“Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.”
― Steven Wright

“Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?”
― Henry Ward Beecherr

“You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not.”
― Jodi Picoult, My Sister's Keeper

“Buggeration and Fuckery”
― Andy McDermott, The Hunt for Atlantis

“We are fat and sick and dying because we have handed a basic, fundamental and intimate function of life over to corporations. We choose to value our nourishment so little that we entrust it to strangers. This is insanity. Feed yourselves. Feed your loved ones. And for God's sake feed your children.”
― Alton Brown

“My advice: write down everything you eat. It's amazing what that "self honesty" can do for you. (Do you really want to have to confess that doughnut? I thought not.) ”
― Alton Brown