Jonathan Hurst > Jonathan's Quotes

“We like to kidnap them in a van, and take then somewhere dangerous... SURPRISE!!”
― Gerard Way

“Shut up and let me see your jazz hands”
― Gerard Way

“Would you destroy Something perfect in order to make it beautiful?”
― Gerard Way

“Well my gun fires seven different shades of shit, so what's your favorite color, punk?”
― Gerard Way

“I'm just a man, not a hero. just a boy, who wants to sing this song.”
― Gerard Way

“I know something you don't....and that is.... I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR! We're gonna get sexy for a minute!”
― Gerard Way

“Stay beautiful, keep it ugly”
― Gerard Way

“This shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, muthafucka!”
― Gerard Way

“So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.”
― Gerard Way

“I want to be a vampire. They're the coolest monsters.”
― Gerard Way

“I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.”
― Gerard Way

“I was more addicted to self destruction then to the drugs themselves ... something very romantic about it”
― Gerard Way

“Are you on our side...and want to be different, or are you on that side and want to throw a football at my head!?”
― Gerard Way

“So people keep asking me what this badge is for... this badge makes me the sheriff, the sheriff of Emo town, so get your straight irons and eyeliner ready!”
― Gerard Way

“Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f****n' princess!”
― Gerard Way

“Oh how wrong we were to think immortality meant never dying”
― Gerard Way

“None. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill 'em with deliciousness.”
― Gerard Way

“Everyone back the fuck up! I am not that pretty!”
― Gerard Way

“Tears are words the heart can't express”
― Gerard Way

“I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.”
― Gerard Way

“The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.”
― Gerard Way

“I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!”
― Gerard Way

“Let's have a day in the life of Gerard."
Going to get coffee! Going to get coffee!' That's all it would be.”
― Gerard Way

“What I like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favourite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge.”
― Gerard Way

“Yeah, obviously we use vampires as a metaphor for something else, something deeper than just the supernatural. But there's just something about the bloodsucking walking dead, that can say so much to people. There are really so many people trying to get control over you on a daily basis and steal your soul in some way, take a part of you..”
― Gerard Way

“It reminded me of a meat grinder. From when I was a kid. Going to school it felt like you were in a meat grinder. It chews you up and pours out this mess that can't function”
― Gerard Way

“So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts?”
― Gerard Way

“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!”
― Gerard Way

“It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect!
(after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas)”
― Gerard Way

“You're going to come across a lot of shitty band, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names beacause of what you look like or they don't accept you for who you are, I want you to look right at that motherf*****, stick up your middle finger, and scream F*** YOU!”
― Gerard Way