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    Terry Pratchett
    “Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!”
    ― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
    tags: nac-mac-feegles
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    Scott Lynch
    “There’s a few things I want to ask him. Philosophical questions. Like, ‘How does it feel to be dangled out a window by a rope tied around your balls, motherfucker?”
    ― Scott Lynch
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    Terry Pratchett
    “Crivens!”
    ― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
    tags: nac-mac-feegles
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    Joe Abercrombie
    “To have a good enemy, choose a friend: he knows where to strike.”
    ― Joe Abercrombie, Best Served Cold
    tags: enemy, friend, strike
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    Joe Abercrombie
    “He was less and less sure with every day that being a better man was worth all the effort.”
    ― Joe Abercrombie, Best Served Cold
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    Terry Pratchett
    “I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
    tags: cats, death, life
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    Terry Pratchett
    “And what would humans be without love?"
    RARE, said Death.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
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    Terry Pratchett
    “Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Eric
    tags: erotic, kinky, suggestive
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    Terry Pratchett
    “It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Mort
    tags: discworld, humor, humour, teaching
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    Terry Pratchett
    “There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.”
    ― Terry Pratchett
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    Terry Pratchett
    “If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!”
    ― Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic
    tags: gods, humour, religion, stupidity
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    Terry Pratchett
    “Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."
    Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.”
    ― Terry Pratchett
    tags: alcohol, death, drinking, humor
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    Terry Pratchett
    “HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death)”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
    tags: apathy, boredom, cynism, ennui, humor
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    Terry Pratchett
    “Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could listen in a cutting way. She could make something sound stupid just by hearing it.”
    ― Terry Pratchett
    tags: humor
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    Terry Pratchett
    “She strode across the moors as if distance was a personal insult.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky
    tags: determination, granny-weatherwax, speed, swiftness
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    Terry Pratchett
    “She'd never mastered the talent for apologizing, but she appreciated it in other people.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
    tags: apologies, apologizing, granny-weatherwax, politeness
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