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#1

“When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.”
― Franklin D. Roosevelt

tags: insanity, misattributed, perseverance, sanity

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#2

“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
― W.C. Fields

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#3

“Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country.”
― Theodore Roosevelt

tags: advice, americanism, english-as-a-second-language, immigration, politics, usa, wisdom

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#4

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious, simile

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#5

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor

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#6

“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
― Charles M. Schulz

tags: humor, mankind, people

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#7

“Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.”
― Joss Whedon

tags: individuality

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#8

“Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.”
― Theodore Roosevelt

tags: inspirational

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#9

“Believe you can and you're halfway there.”
― Theodore Roosevelt

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#10

“It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.”
― Theodore Roosevelt

tags: bravery, decisiveness, failure, inaction, success, timidity

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#11

“Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.”
― Theodore Roosevelt

tags: diplomacy, hurt, preparedness, presidential

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#12

“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.”
― Theodore Roosevelt

tags: personal-responsibility, self-empowerment

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#13

“When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not Guilty'.”
― Theodore Roosevelt

tags: government, government-corruption, politics, senate

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#14

“When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all.”
― Theodore Roosevelt

tags: play, work

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#15

“Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly I can!' Then get busy and find out how to do it.”
― Theodore Roosevelt

tags: busy-learning, competence, job-doing, productivity

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#16

“Knowing what's right doesn't mean much unless you do what's right.”
― Theodore Roosevelt

tags: bullying, moral-courage

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#17

“The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run.”
― Theodore Roosevelt

tags: fitness, joviality

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#18

“A man who has never gone to school may steal a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.”
― Theodore Roosevelt

tags: big-business, business-regulation, corruption, education

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#19

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.”
― Bill Keane

tags: attributed-no-source, hope, inspirational, misattributed-eleanor-roosevelt, past, present, widely-misattributed

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#20

“Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth.”
― Franklin D. Roosevelt

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#21

“You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.”
― Olin Miller

tags: confidence, misattributed-eleanor-roosevelt, others, think, worry

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#22

“It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.”
― Eleanor Roosevelt

tags: demands

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#23

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

tags: god, humor, life

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#24

“It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

tags: loss

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#25

“We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Diary

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#26

“The things you used to own, now they own you.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

tags: own, things

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#27

“I don't want to die without any scars.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

tags: death, scars, tyler-durden

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#28

“When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

tags: future

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#29

“Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

tags: today

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#30

“If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.”
― Chuck Palahniuk

tags: humor, love

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