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“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

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“Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

tags: humor, science

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“Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”
― Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

tags: full, hat, pratchett, sky, terry

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“It's still magic even if you know how it's done.”
― Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

tags: magic, technology

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#5

“...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.”
― Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

tags: ageing, humor

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“Anyway, if you stop tellin' people it's all sorted out afer they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive. ”
― Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

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#7

“This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.”
― Terry Pratchett

tags: humor, life

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#8

“When in doubt, choose to live.”
― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

tags: wisdom

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#9

“Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.”
― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms: The Play

tags: paraphrased

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“Steal five dollars and you're a common thief. Steal thousands and you're either the government or a hero.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

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“A lie can run round the world before the truth has got its boots on.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Truth: Stage Adaptation

tags: lies, rumors, truth

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“Nanny's philosophy of life was to do what seemed like a good idea at the time, and do it as hard as possible. It had never let her down.”
― Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

tags: philosophy-of-life

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“...it is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done.”
― Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

tags: success

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#14

“There is always time for another last minute”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

tags: humor, time

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#15

“So much universe, and so little time.”
― Terry Pratchett

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#16

“I have no use for people who have learned the limits of the possible.”
― Terry Pratchett

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#17

“Why bother with a cunning plan when a simple one will do?”
― Terry Pratchett, Thud!

tags: humor-but-oh-so-true, words-to-live-by

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#18

“To save the world takes one cold son of a bitch.”
― Terry Pratchett

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#19

“He's out of his depth on a wet pavement.”
― Terry Pratchett

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#20

“Ninety percent of most magic merely consists of knowing one extra fact.”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

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#21

“The worst thing you can do is nothing.”
― Terry Pratchett, Snuff

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#22

“Don't be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb. Try intelligence. It will surely see you through.”
― Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals

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#23

“It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness.”
― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

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#24

“I was merely endeavoring to indicate that if we do not grab events by the collar they will have us by the throat.
-Lord Vetinari”
― Terry Pratchett, The Truth: Stage Adaptation

tags: to-live-by

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#25

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

tags: humor, proverb

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#26

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Diggers

tags: humor, open-mind, thinking

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#27

“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

tags: death, humor, life

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#28

“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

tags: humor, metaphysics, physics, science

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#29

“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

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#30

“It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it.”
― Terry Pratchett

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