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  • #1
    Ilona Andrews
    “Not only will you sleep with me, but you will say 'please.'"
    I stared at him, shocked.
    The smile widened. "You will say 'please' before and 'thank you' after."
    Nervous laughter bubbled up. "You've gone insane. All that peroxide in your hair finally did your brain in, Goldilocks.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

  • #2
    Rhys Bowen
    “They don't hang dukes, darling. He'd be let off by reason of insanity. Everyone knows the upper classes are batty.”
    Rhys Bowen, Her Royal Spyness

  • #3
    Ilona Andrews
    “Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?"

    "You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes

  • #4
    Ilona Andrews
    “The vampire stared at me, his mouth slack as Ghastek assessed his options. I took a couple of forms from my desk, put them into the vamp's mouth, and pulled them up by their edges.
    "What are you doing?" Ghastek asked.
    "My hole puncher broke."
    "You have no respect for the undead.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

  • #5
    Ilona Andrews
    “As he passed me, he leaned to Curran and handed him a paper fan folded from some sort of flyer.

    Curran looked at the fan. “What?”
    "An emergency precaution, Your Majesty. In case the lady faints.”

    Curran just stared at him.

    Raphael strode toward the Pit, turned, flexed a bit, and winked at me.

    "Give me that,” I told Curran. “I need to fan myself.”
    "No, you don’t.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes

  • #6
    Ilona Andrews
    “He leaned his head to me, his neck so close to my lips, I felt the heat coming off his skin. His breath was warm against my ear. His voice was a ragged snarl. "I miss you."
    This wasn't happening.
    "I worry about you." He dipped his head and looked into my eyes. "I worry something stupid will happen and I won't be there and you'll be gone. I worry we won't ever get a chance and it's driving me out of my skull."
    No, no, no, no.........
    We stared at each other. The tiny space between us felt too hot. Muscles bulged on his naked frame. He looked feral.
    Mad gold eyes stared into mine. "Do you miss me, Kate?"
    I closed my eyes trying to shut him out. I could lie then we would be back to square one. Nothing would be resolved. I'd still be alone, hating him and wanting him.
    He grabbed my shoulders and shook me once. "Do you miss me?"
    I took the plunge. "Yes.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

  • #7
    Ilona Andrews
    “How much are you lifting?"
    "Seven hundred."
    Alrighty then. I will just stand over here, out of your way, and hope you don't remember to kick my ass.
    He grinned. "Wanna spot me?"
    "No thanks. How about I just scream verbal encouragements at you?" I took a deep breath and barked, "No pain, no gain! That pain is just weakness leaving your body! Come on! Push! Push! Make that weight your bitch!”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

  • #8
    Ilona Andrews
    “Why a raven?"
    "To honor my father."
    "The writing under it, is that Cyrillic?"
    "Yes."
    "What does it say?"
    "Dar Vorona. Gift of the Raven. I am my father's gift."
    "The raven is holding a bloody sword."
    "I never said it was a nice gift.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bites

  • #9
    Ilona Andrews
    “He put the book down. “As you wish.” He rose and walked past me. I lowered my sword, expecting him to pass, but suddenly he stepped in dangerously close. “Welcome home. I’m glad you made it. There is coffee in the kitchen for you.”
    My mouth gaped open.
    He inhaled my scent, bent close, about to kiss me…
    I just stood there like an idiot.
    Curran smirked and whispered in my ear instead. “Psych.”
    And just like that, he was out the door and gone.
    Oh boy.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

  • #10
    Ilona Andrews
    “Kate makes good sausage," Jim said.

    Six pairs of eyes stared at me. Thank you, Mr. Wonderful. Just what I needed.

    "Oh yeah," Andrea snapped her fingers. "The links? The ones we had the beginning of the month? I didn't know you made those. I thought they were bought. They were so good." Her smile was positively cherubic. Of all the times not to be able to shoot laser beams out of my eyes...

    "What do you put into your sausage, Kate?" Raphael wanted to know, giving me a perfectly innocent look.

    Werejaguars with big mouths with a pinch of werehyena thrown in. "Venison and rabbit."

    "That sounds like some fine sausage," Doolittle said. "Will you share the recipe?"

    "Sure."

    "I had no idea you were a sausage expert," Curran said with a completely straight face.

    Die, die, die, die...

    Even Derek cracked a smile. Raphael put his head down on the table and jerked a little.

    "Is he choking?" Dali asked, wrinkling her forehead.

    "No, he just needs a moment," Curran said. "Young bouda males. Easily excitable.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes

  • #11
    Ilona Andrews
    “Are you out of your mind?"
    It's not polite to lie to your best friend. "It's a possibility.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

  • #12
    Ilona Andrews
    “I'm welding the bimbo room shut.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

  • #13
    Ilona Andrews
    “You know anything about investigative work?"
    "Sure. Annoy the people involved until the guilt party tries to make you go away.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bites

  • #14
    Ilona Andrews
    “I know it's late, but could you find a book for me? It's called The Slavs: Study of Pagan Tradition by Osvintsev."
    Barabas sighed dramatically. "Kate, you make me despair. Let's try that again from the top, except this time pretend you are an alpha."
    "I don't need a lecture. I just need the book."
    "Much better. Little more growl in the voice?"
    "Barabas!"
    "And we're there. Congratulations!”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

  • #15
    Ilona Andrews
    “Fuck the pack. I gave them fifteen years of my life. I fought for them, bled for them, and the moment my back was turned, they attacked my wife. I owe them nothing.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

  • #16
    Ilona Andrews
    “If I fought for them and was crippled, they would all say nice things,and then they would replace me and forget I was ever there. You would stay with me. You would take care of me, because you love me. I love you too, Kate. If you ever became hurt, I would not leave you.
    I’ll be there. Wherever you want‘there’ to be.
    -Curran to Kate”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

  • #17
    Ilona Andrews
    “Who the hell would attack the Steel Horse anyway? What was the thinking behind that? “Here is a bar full of psychotic killers who grow giant claws and people who pilot the undead for a living. I think I’ll go wreck the place.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

  • #18
    Ilona Andrews
    “I chuckled to myself and kept walking. The Universe had proven Curran wrong: a person who aggravated him more than me did, in fact, exist.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

  • #19
    Ilona Andrews
    “He grinned. "You're jealous."
    I considered it. "No. But when you stared at that woman like she was made of diamonds, it didn't feel very good."
    "I stared at her because she smelled strange."
    "Strange how?"
    "She smelled like rock dust. Very strong dry smell." Curran put his arms around me. "I love it when you get all fussy and possessive."
    "I never get fussy and possessive."
    He grinned, showing his teeth. His face was practically glowing. "So you're cool if I go over and chat her up?"
    "Sure. Are you cool if I go and chat up that sexy werewolf on the third floor?"
    He went from casual and funny to deadly serious in half a blink. "What sexy werewolf?"
    I laughed.
    Curran's eyes focused. He was concentrating on something.
    "You're taking a mental inventory of all people working on the third floor, aren't you?"
    His expression went blank. I'd hit the nail on the head.
    I slid off him and put my head on his biceps. The shaggy carpet was nice and comfortable under my back.
    "Is it Jordan?"
    "I just picked a random floor," I told him. "You're nuts, you know that?"
    He put his arm around me. "Look who is talking.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Gifts

  • #20
    Ilona Andrews
    “May I say that I am delighted that my favorite alpha is feeling better. Why, you'll be running recklessly into danger against overwhelming odds anytime now.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

  • #21
    Ilona Andrews
    “It took a qualified wizard to detect a summoning in progress. It required only a half-literate idiot with a twitch of power and a dim idea of how to use it to attempt one. Before you knew it, a three-headed Slavonic god was wreaking havoc in downtown Atlanta, the skies were raining winged snakes, and SWAT was screaming for more ammo.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bites

  • #22
    Ilona Andrews
    “Secret to what?"
    "Secret to shutting you up," he said. "I just have to beat you till you're half-dead, then give you chicken soup and"--he raised his hands--"blessed silence.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

  • #23
    Ilona Andrews
    “Aha! So I’m not crazy.”
    “You are most definitely crazy,” Derek said. “But in a deranged, endearing way.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Rises

  • #24
    Ilona Andrews
    “Tall, with skin the color of rich coffee, and dressed all in black, Jim looked like he was carved from a block of solid muscle. Logic said that at some point he must've been a baby and then a child, but looking at him one was almost convinced that some deity touched the ground with its scepter and proclaimed, "There shall be a badass," and Jim sprung into existence, fully formed, complete with clothes, and ready for action.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Gifts

  • #25
    Ilona Andrews
    “The judge's massive eyebrows crept up. "Kaldar. Are you the one speaking for the plaintiff today?"
    "Yes, Your Honor."
    "Well, shit," Dobe said. "I guess you're familiar with the law. You hit it over the head, set its house on fire, and got its sister pregnant.”
    Ilona Andrews, Bayou Moon

  • #26
    Ilona Andrews
    “I do shodo magic,” Dali said. “I curse through calligraphy. I have to write the curse out on a piece of paper and I can’t move while I do it. One smudge, and I might kill the lot of us.”

    Oh good.

    “But don’t worry.” Dali waved her arms. “It’s so precise, it usually doesn’t work at all.”

    Better and better.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes

  • #27
    Ilona Andrews
    “Who snitched?"
    "We have people monitoring police radio frequencies. They gave Jim a heads-up in case our security had to storm PAD offices and bust you out of there. I found out when I saw Jim walking down the hallway snickering to himself.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

  • #28
    Ilona Andrews
    “I'm counting to ten in my head."
    "Is it helping?"
    "No."
    "It doesn't help me with you either. I used to life weights to alleviate frustration, but someone blowtorched my weight bench. How did you do it, by the way?"
    "I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

  • #29
    Ilona Andrews
    “She handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. “They’re anti-inflammatories. They will dull the pain a little bit and keep down swelling and redness. Swallow the pills, don’t chew.”
    “Well, I thought I’d stick them into my nose and impersonate a walrus, but if you insist, I’ll swallow them.”
    Ilona Andrews, On the Edge

  • #30
    Ilona Andrews
    “You were joking about the whole please and thank you thing, right?"
    "Meant every word." A little light danced in his eyes and he very deliberately said, "Baby."
    No.
    He laughed. "You should see your face right now."
    "Don't call me that."
    "Would you prefer 'darling'? Or maybe 'cupcake'?" He winked.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns



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