Sabrina > Sabrina's Quotes

“That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.”
― John Green, Paper Towns

“I just want to break that song into pieces and love them all to death.”
― Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor & Park

“You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.”
― C.S. Lewis

“Well sure, who doesn't need a boyfriend? but realistically, those exotic creatures are hard to come by. At least a quality one.”
― Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares

“With all due respect, if you’re forty-three, then I’m a fetus.”
― David Levithan, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares

“You bookish little pervert.”
― Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares

“She raised her hand to cut me off. "I am aware of your epistolary flirtation. Which is all well and good--as long as it's well and good. Before I ask you some questions, perhaps you would like some tea?"

"That would depend on what kind of tea you were offering."

"So diffident! Suppose it was Earl Grey."

I shook my head. "Tastes like pencil shavings."

"Lady Grey."

"I don't drink beverages named after beheaded monarchs. It seems so tacky."

"Chamomile?"

"Might as well sip butterfly wings."

"Green tea?"

"You can't be serious."

The old woman nodded her approval. "I wasn't."

"Because you know when a cow chews grass? And he or she chews and chews and chews? Well, green tea tastes like French-kissing that cow after it's done chewing all that grass."

"Would you like some mint tea?"

"Only under duress."

"English breakfast."

I clapped my hands. "Now you're talking!”
― David Levithan, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares

“Cinderella!" Dov cried. "Let down your hair!”
― Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares

“Family, like arsenic, works best in small doses...unless you prefer to die.”
― David Levithan, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares

“Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Obsidian

“Oh holy alien babies everywhere!”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Onyx

“I closed my eyes, almost certain I was approching stage one of a zombie infection”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Onyx

“As close as you’re riding me, man, I feel like I need to take you out to dinner or something. At least, I should get your name.” He punched in a floor number, smirking.
“People call me Archer.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Origin

“Oh shit. ET just phoned home.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Origin

“Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!” Dee shrieked. “My eyes!”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Opal

“You and that damn pen.”
“You love it.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Opal

“Dawson shifted, dropping his head into his hand. "Do you ever stop talking?"

"When I'm sleeping," Blake replied.

"And when you're dead," Daemon threw back. "You'll stop talking when you're dead."

Blake's lips thinned. "Point taken.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Opal

“He’s like a suicidal Energizer bunny.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Opal

“Folding my arms, I refused to back down. Andrew never liked me. I don't think he liked people in general. Or puppies. Or bacon.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Opal

“He wanted to kill us. With what? His evil-eye power?
Will pulled a gun out from underneath his loose shirt.
Oh, yeah, that would do it.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Opal

“It always felt good typing up a review on a book I enjoyed and I went all out, finding bizarre pictures to emphasis the wow factor. I preffered ones with cute kittens and llamas. And Dean Winchester. Hitting 'publish post' cracked a smile.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Opal

“I forced myself to stop thinking about Daemon, about anything I didn’t want to share with Archer, which was pretty much everything right now. So I thought about belly dancing foxes wearing grass skirts. Archer snorted. “You’re weird.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Opposition

“Hell, I’d keep her in Bubble Wrap if it weren’t so damn creepy and also inconvenient, considering I had a terrible habit of obsessively popping the damn things until not a single bubble was left.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Opposition

“I’m not going to say it was love at first sight. No, it was more like oh, hell-yes-please, I’ll have that. With a helping of right-the-fuck-now on the side.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Hook Up

“What the ever-loving knuckle fuck?”
― Kristen Callihan, The Hook Up

“but one of the guys next to him looks like he eats screaming villagers for breakfast.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Hook Up

“When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.”
― Colleen Hoover, Ugly Love

“What rules?”

“Well, for one, I’m not allowed to break your heart,” he says. “Second, I’m also not allowed to break your damn heart. And last, I’m not allowed to fucking break your damn heart.”
― Colleen Hoover, Ugly Love

“You make it so hard to breathe.”
― Colleen Hoover, Ugly Love

“My grandfather used to say the placement of a birthmark was the story of how a person lost the battle in their past life. I guess you got stabbed in the neck. Bet it was a quick death, though.”
― Colleen Hoover, Ugly Love