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  • #1
    Suzanne Finnamore
    “Soon he was online every night until one or two a.m. Often he would wake up at three of four a.m. and go back online. He would shut down the computer screen when I walked in. In the past, he used to take the laptop to bed with him and we would both be on our laptops, hips touching. He stopped doing that, slipping off to his office instead and closing the door even when A was asleep. He started closing doors behind him. I was steeped in denial, but my body knew.”
    Suzanne Finnamore, Split: A Memoir of Divorce

  • #2
    “Those who cheat on their partners who are loyal to them; don't deserve them. It is a trashy attitude to disrespect a person who is loyal in a relationship, by cheating on him or her.”
    Ellen J. Barrier

  • #3
    Oscar Wilde
    “One should always be in love. That's the reason one should never marry.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #4
    Bill Watterson
    “I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #5
    Jarod Kintz
    “Pain produces progress. So if you truly love me, you will try to hurt me as much as you can. If you really want me to grow as a person, you will water me with betrayal, abuse, neglect, derision, thievery, and possibly even torture.”
    Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

  • #7
    Jarod Kintz
    “All I have to say about love can be summed up in nine words: Never wipe your ass before you take a shit.”
    Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

  • #8
    Michael  Summers
    “I had a dream about you last night. We went to the store cupboard to make out, but we ended up sharing our pain and then crying together. We wasn't prepared for this level of intimacy.”
    Michael Summers, I Had a Dream About You

  • #9
    Jarod Kintz
    “Love is the hero of all emotions. My love for you is a superhero, and it looks great hidden behind a mask.”
    Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

  • #10
    Jarod Kintz
    “Love like you owe nothing, and pay in full.”
    Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

  • #11
    Philip K. Dick
    “It really seems to me that in the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that something terribly funny will happen.”
    Philip K. Dick

  • #12
    Nick Shamhart
    “Jesus girls! Wake up! If a guy wants to drain you of your energy, emotions, and life force he won’t sparkle in the sunshine, he’ll just marry you.”
    Nick Shamhart

  • #14
    Jarod Kintz
    “Love happens to some people, sometimes. Other times other stuff happens to other people. I’m a person like those people.”
    Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

  • #15
    Bauvard
    “I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view. Then World War III fulfilled both our desires.”
    Bauvard, I Had a Dream About You

  • #16
    Sean Covey
    “It's especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do.”
    Sean Covey, The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Teens: The Ultimate Teenage Success Guide

  • #17
    Kinky Friedman
    “If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.”
    Kinky Friedman

  • #18
    Karl Lagerfeld
    “I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth.”
    Karl Lagerfeld

  • #19
    Bauvard
    “A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman - the idea of her.”
    Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

  • #20
    Christina Dodd
    “Great minds think alike-especially when they are female.”
    Christina Dodd, Some Enchanted Evening

  • #22
    “Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.”
    George Jean Nathan
    tags: funny

  • #23
    Herbert Hoover
    “All men are equal before fish.”
    Herbert Hoover

  • #24
    Toba Beta
    “An arrogant laughs at repentance.”
    Toba Beta, My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut

  • #25
    Jarod Kintz
    “Something can be humorous without being funny. The difference is when it’s humorous, a person says, “That’s funny,” and when it’s funny, a person can’t say anything because they’re too busy laughing.”
    Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

  • #26
    Oscar Wilde
    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #27
    Oscar Wilde
    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

  • #28
    Oscar Wilde
    “The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

  • #29
    Oscar Wilde
    “A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #30
    Oscar Wilde
    “Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #31
    Oscar Wilde
    “You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

  • #32
    Oscar Wilde
    “Hearts are made to be broken.”
    Oscar Wilde, De Profundis

  • #33
    Oscar Wilde
    “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
    Oscar Wilde



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