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  • #1
    Steve Jobs
    “Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
    Steve Jobs

  • #2
    Oscar Wilde
    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #3
    Oscar Wilde
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #4
    Billy Sunday
    “Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”
    Billy Sunday, "Billy" Sunday, the man and his message: with his own words which have won thousands for Christ

  • #5
    Chris Rock
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”
    Chris Rock

  • #6
    “Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
    Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

  • #7
    C.G. Jung
    “The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.”
    Carl Gustav Jung

  • #8
    Candace Bushnell
    “Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.”
    Candace Bushnell, Sex and the City

  • #9
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #10
    Jane Austen
    “The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
    Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

  • #11
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #12
    “I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”
    Ellen DeGeneres

  • #13
    “The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.”
    Ellen DeGeneres

  • #14
    “Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. ”
    Ellen DeGeneres

  • #15
    “You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.”
    Ellen DeGeneres

  • #16
    “Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.”
    Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Thing Is...

  • #17
    “I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.”
    Ellen DeGeneres

  • #18
    “Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.”
    Ellen DeGeneres

  • #19
    “I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.”
    Ellen DeGeneres

  • #20
    “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”
    Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

  • #21
    “Laugh. Laugh as much as you can. Laugh until you cry. Cry until you laugh. Keep doing it even if people are passing you on the street saying, "I can't tell if that person is laughing or crying, but either way they seem crazy, let's walk faster." Emote. It's okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling.”
    Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

  • #22
    Ally Carter
    “the only way Bex would miss this would be if she were unconscious. And tied up. And in a concrete bunker. In Siberia.”
    Ally Carter, Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover

  • #23
    Ally Carter
    “I thought about how there are two types of secrets: the kind you want to keep in, and the kind you don't dare to let out.”
    Ally Carter, Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover

  • #24
    David Wroblewski
    “You swam in a river of chance and coincidence. You clung to the happiest accidents—the rest you let float by.”
    David Wroblewski, The Story of Edgar Sawtelle

  • #25
    Ally Carter
    “Not knowing you can't do something, is sometimes all it takes to do it.”
    Ally Carter

  • #26
    Ally Carter
    “But the heaviest things, I think, are the secrets. They can drown you if you let them.”
    Ally Carter, Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover

  • #27
    Ally Carter
    “Most little girls in England grow up wanting to marry
    a prince. Bex grew up wanting to kick James Bond's butt and assume his double-0 ranking.”
    Ally Carter, Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy

  • #28
    Ally Carter
    “You really saw some?" Liz said an hour later. Sure, we had the stereo blaring and the shower running, but Liz still whispered, "They really...exist?"
    "Liz," I whispered back, "they're not unicorns."
    "No," Bex said flatly, "they're boys. And they're...good.”
    Ally Carter, Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy

  • #29
    Ally Carter
    “So I hear we get to go to town this weekend. Want to catch a movie or something?
    --Z
    P.S. That is, if Jimmy doesn't mind.

    Translation: This weekend might be a good chance for us to see each other outside our school in a social environment, free of competetiton. I do not view other boys as threats, and I enjoy making them seem insignificant by calling them the wrong names. (Translation by Macey McHenry)”
    Ally Carter, Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy

  • #30
    Ally Carter
    “Sometimes people run… to see if you'll come after them”
    Ally Carter, Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover



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