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    Cassandra Clare
    “I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass.”
    Cassandra Clare

  • #2
    Cassandra Clare
    “I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's more of a large and tastfully decorated foyer than a threshold. But I do get easily bored”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #3
    Cassandra Clare
    “Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #4
    Cassandra Clare
    “The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #5
    Cassandra Clare
    “Actually," said Jace, "I prefer to think that I'm a liar in a way that's uniquely my own.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #6
    Cassandra Clare
    “I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me."
    "It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #7
    Cassandra Clare
    “I can't believe he didn't have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter," said Jace. "I must say, I'm disappointed in the little fellow.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #8
    Cassandra Clare
    “Some guys look at you like they only want sex. Jace looks at you like you've had sex - it was great and now you're just friends. Drives girls crazy. Know what I mean?" Yes. Clary thought. "No." Clary said.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #9
    Cassandra Clare
    “You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places."
    "Enormous?" said Jace. "Did you just call me fat?"
    "It was an analogy."
    "I am not fat.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #10
    Cassandra Clare
    “Desire is not always lessened by disgust. Nor can it be bestowed, like a favor, to those most deserving of it. And as my words bind my magic, so you can know the truth. If she doesn’t desire his kiss, she won’t be free.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #11
    Cassandra Clare
    “I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
    "Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #12
    Cassandra Clare
    “Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
    "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.”
    Cassandra Clare

  • #13
    Cassandra Clare
    “We came to see Jace. Is he alright?"
    "I don't know," Magnus said. "Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #14
    Cassandra Clare
    “Don't tell me," Jace said, "Simon's turned himself into an ocelot and you want me to do something about it before Isabelle makes him into a stole. Well, you'll have have to wait till tomorrow. I'm out of commission." He pointed at himself - he was wearing blue pajamas with a hole in the sleeve. "Look. Jammies."
    "Jace," Clary said, "this is important."
    "Don't tell me," he said. "You've got a drawing emergency. You need a nude model. Well, I'm not in the mood. You could always ask Hodge," he said as an afterthought. "I hear he'll do anything for a -"
    "JACE!" she interrupted him, her voice rising to a scream. "JUST SHUT UP FOR A SECOND AND LISTEN, WILL YOU?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #15
    Cassandra Clare
    “That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year."
    "Why?" Isabelle said.
    "So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #16
    Cassandra Clare
    “Look on the bright side," said Simon, "If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I'm not sure the rest of you qualify anyway.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #17
    Cassandra Clare
    “I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #18
    Cassandra Clare
    “Lawful good to lawful evil!" said Simon, pleased.
    "He's quoting Dungeons and Dragons," said Clary. "Ignore him.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #19
    Cassandra Clare
    “Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot."
    "Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long time."
    Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to kiss me, don’t you?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #20
    Cassandra Clare
    “I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #21
    Cassandra Clare
    “Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?" asked Simon.
    "No," Jace said. "Sometimes he sits on the couch and does it.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #22
    Cassandra Clare
    “We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now."
    "I was going to watch Project Runway.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #23
    Cassandra Clare
    “You might want to lie down," Magnus advised. "I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #24
    Cassandra Clare
    “There's no need to clarify my finger snap," said Magnus. "The implication was clear in the snap itself.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #25
    Cassandra Clare
    “No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #26
    Cassandra Clare
    “Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #27
    Cassandra Clare
    “Isabelle drifted over, Jace a pace behind her. She was wearing a long black dress with boots and an even longer cutaway coat of soft green velvet, the color of moss. "I can't believe you did it!" she exclaimed. "How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?"
    "Traded him for Alec," Clary said.
    Isabelle looked mildly alarmed. "Not permanently?"
    "No," said Jace. "Just for a few hours. Unless I don't come back," he added thoughtfully. "In which case, maybe he does get to keep Alec. Think of it as a lease with an option to buy."
    Isabelle looked dubious. "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out."
    "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?" Simon inquired. "No, probably not.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #28
    Cassandra Clare
    “You could have fooled me. Everytime I called you, Luke said you were sick. I figured you were avoiding me. Again."
    "I wasn't. I did want to talk to you. I've been thinking about you all the time."
    "I've been thinking about you, too."
    "I really was sick. I swear. I almost died back there on the ship, you know."
    "I know. Everytime you almost die, I almost die myself.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #29
    Cassandra Clare
    “I keep thinking about blood, I dream about it. Wake up thinking about it. Pretty soon I'll be writing morbid emo poetry about it.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #30
    Cassandra Clare
    “If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl,' I'm going to kill you."
    "Who's Magnus?" Max inquired.
    "He's a warlock," said Alec.
    "A sexy, sexy warlock," Isabelle told Max, ignoring Alec's look of total fury.
    "But warlocks are bad," protested Max, looking baffled.
    "Exactly," said Isabelle.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Glass



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