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  • #1
    I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control
    “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
    ― Marilyn Monroe

  • #2
    Laurie Notaro
    “Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them.”
    ― Laurie Notaro, I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl

  • #3
    Anaïs Nin
    “It is the function of art to renew our perception. What we are familiar with we cease to see. The writer shakes up the familiar scene, and, as if by magic, we see a new meaning in it.”
    ― Anais Nin

  • #4
    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    ― Mae West

  • #5
    George Bernard Shaw
    “A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most.”
    ― George Bernard Shaw

  • #6
    Erma Bombeck
    “We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're working. We have our attache' cases and our three piece suits. I get very disgusted with the younger generation of women. We had a torch to pass, and they are just sitting there. They don't realize it can be taken away. Things are going to have to get worse before they join in fighting the battle.”
    ― Erma Bombeck

  • #8
    Dean Koontz
    “Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.”
    ― Dean Koontz, False Memory

  • #9
    Alice Roosevelt Longworth
    “I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.”
    ― Alice Roosevelt Longworth
    tags: life

  • #10
    “Life is like a prism. What you see depends on how you turn the glass.”
    ― Jonathan Kellerman

  • #11
    Kate Atkinson
    “I was distracted suddenly from these pleasant thoughts by noticing that, like the eyes in certain portraits, Heather’s nipples seemed to have the uncanny ability to follow you around the room. This is the kind of observation that once made, cannot be unmade. Unfortunately.”
    ― Kate Atkinson, Emotionally Weird

  • #12
    Laurie Notaro
    “Hadn't one of my all-time favorite reveries been to become a cranky hermit, live unperturbed in my house, and have things brought to me like a monarch or tribal lord?”
    ― Laurie Notaro

  • #13
    Ernest Hemingway
    “There is no friend as loyal as a book.”
    ― Ernest Hemingway

  • #14
    Ernest Hemingway
    “Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? He thinks I don’t know the ten-dollar words. I know them all right. But there are older and simpler and better words, and those are the ones I use.”
    ― Ernest Hemingway

  • #15
    William W. Purkey
    “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
    Love like you'll never be hurt,
    Sing like there's nobody listening,
    And live like it's heaven on earth.”
    ― William W. Purkey

  • #16
    Steve Jobs
    “Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
    ― Steve Jobs

  • #17
    Mark Twain
    “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
    ― Mark Twain

  • #18
    Andy Rooney
    “Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
    ― Frank Kaiser

  • #19
    Truman Capote
    “Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
    ― Truman Capote

  • #20
    Katharine Graham
    “Some questions don't have answers, which is a terribly difficult lesson to learn.”
    ― Katharine Graham

  • #21
    Charles M. Schulz
    “Happiness is a warm puppy.”
    ― Charles M. Schulz

  • #22
    Marcel Proust
    “Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.”
    ― Marcel Proust

  • #23
    Albert Camus
    “In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.”
    ― Albert Camus

  • #24
    Dave Barry
    “The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.”
    ― Dave Barry, Dave Barry Turns Fifty

  • #25
    André Breton
    “My wish is that you may be loved to the point of madness.”
    ― André Breton, What Is Surrealism?: Selected Writings

  • #26
    Amy Tan
    “Everyone must dream. We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. Isn't that true?”
    ― Amy Tan, The Hundred Secret Senses

  • #27
    Robert J. Sawyer
    “Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace.”
    ― Robert J. Sawyer, Calculating God

  • #28
    J.M. Barrie
    “I'm not young enough to know everything.”
    ― J.M. Barrie, The Admirable Crichton

  • #29
    Margaret Thatcher
    “Socialists are happy until they run out of other people's money.”
    ― Margaret Thatcher

  • #30
    Helen Simonson
    “Life does often get in the way of one's reading.”
    ― Helen Simonson, Major Pettigrew's Last Stand

  • #31
    Walter  Scott
    “Revenge, the sweetest morsel to the mouth that ever was cooked in hell.”
    ― Walter Scott, The Heart of Mid-Lothian



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