Stephanie > Stephanie's Quotes

“You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?"
"Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both legs, and Tyson clapped happily.
"Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"
I hoped he didn't mean all at the same time, but I told him absolutely, we'd have a lot of fun this summer.”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?
Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about?
Rachel: Okay. Hey, everybody! These two aren't human! They're half Greek god!...They don't seem to care.”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“So which way now, Sacagawea?" - Annabeth to Rachel”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Red cattle," Annabeth said. "The cattle of the sun."
"What?" I [Percy] asked.
"They're sacred to Apollo."
"Holy cows?”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Are you guys busy?" Juniper asked.
"Well," I said, "we're in the middle of this game against a bunch of monsters and we're trying not to die."
"We're not busy," Annabeth said.”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“When I got across, I looked back and saw Tyson giving Grover a piggyback ride (or was it a goatyback ride?).”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“The god of wine looked around at the assembled crowd. “Miss me?”

The satyrs fell over themselves nodding and bowing. “Oh, yes, very much, sire!”

“Well, I did not miss this place!” Dionysus snapped. “I bear bad news, my friends. Evil news. The minor gods are changing sides. Morpheus has gone over to the enemy. Hecate, Janus, and Nemesis, as well. Zeus knows how many more.”

Thunder rumbled in the distance.

“Strike that,” Dionysus said. “Even Zeus doesn’t know.”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“He just raised the dead with coke and cheeseburgers”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Don’t judge someone until you’ve stood at his forge and worked with his hammer, eh?”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“I remembered the last time Annabeth and I had parted ways, when she'd given me a kiss for luck in Mount St. Helens. This time, all I got was the hat.”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Fish Ponies! I put them on the ceiling!”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Don't worry, goat boy. The milkman is dead.”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“I left him in his wheelchair, staring sadly into the fireplace. I wondered how many times he’d sat here, waiting for heroes that never came back.”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Genius does not excuse evil.”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“You hit the Lord of The Titans with a blue plastic hairbrush.”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“You have a humming dodo bird," I said stupidly.”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“The last thing I wanted to do was blow up another school.”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“I’ve done some exploring,” he said. “Thought you’d like to know, Daedalus got his punishment.” “You saw him?” Nico nodded. “Minos wanted to boil him in cheese fondue for eternity, but my father had other ideas. Daedalus will be building overpasses and exit ramps in Asphodel for all time. It’ll help ease the traffic congestion. Truthfully, I think the old guy is pretty happy with that. He’s still building. Still creating. And he gets to see his son and Perdix on the weekends.”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“I'm a child of Athena," she insisted. "And this is an insult to my intelligence”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Yeah right, and I’m Zeus.”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Some people don’t know what to do with their pain,” Naomi said, looking out the window again. “So they take it out on whoever is nearby.”
― Lucy Score, Things We Never Got Over