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  • #1
    H.L. Mencken
    “A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.”
    ― H.L. Mencken

  • #2
    F. Scott Fitzgerald
    “We must leave this terrifying place to-morrow and go searching for sunshine.”
    ― F. Scott Fitzgerald

  • #3
    Beryl Markham
    “The way to find a needle in a haystack is to sit down.”
    ― Beryl Markham, West with the Night

  • #4
    Toba Beta
    “It's written, 'seek and ye shall find'. But first, 'imagine what you seek'.
    Otherwise, you will end up searching everything everywhere forever.”
    ― Toba Beta, My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut

  • #5
    Eric Hoffer
    “The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness.”
    ― Eric Hoffer

  • #6
    Dag Hammarskjöld
    “My home drove me
    into the wilderness.
    Few look for me. Few hear me.”
    ― Dag Hammarskjöld, Markings

  • #7
    Walker Percy
    “What is the nature of the search? you ask. The search is what anyone would undertake if he were not sunk in the everydayness of his own life. To become aware of the search is to be onto something. Not to be onto something is to be in despair.”
    ― Walker Percy, The Moviegoer

  • #8
    Mark Twain
    “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”
    ― Mark Twain

  • #9
    Woody Allen
    “I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
    ― Woody Allen

  • #10
    Mark Twain
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    ― Mark Twain

  • #11
    Mitch Albom
    “Death ends a life, not a relationship.”
    ― Mitch Albom, Tuesdays with Morrie: An Old Man, a Young Man, and Life's Greatest Lesson

  • #12
    Mark Twain
    “A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
    ― Mark Twain

  • #13
    Mark Twain
    “Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”
    ― Mark Twain

  • #14
    George Carlin
    “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
    ― George Carlin

  • #15
    Oscar Wilde
    “A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.”
    ― Oscar Wilde

  • #16
    S.E. Hinton
    “I lie to myself all the time. But I never believe me.”
    ― S.E. Hinton, The Outsiders

  • #17
    Flannery O'Connor
    “The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.”
    ― Flannery O'Connor

  • #18
    George Carlin
    “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
    ― George Carlin

  • #19
    George Carlin
    “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
    ― George Carlin

  • #20
    George Carlin
    “Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
    ― George Carlin

  • #21
    Mark Twain
    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
    ― Mark Twain

  • #22
    Mark Twain
    “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”
    ― Mark Twain

  • #23
    Mark Twain
    “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
    ― Mark Twain

  • #24
    Mark Twain
    “′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read.”
    ― Mark Twain

  • #25
    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    ― Mark Twain

  • #26
    Garrison Keillor
    “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
    ― Garrison Keillor

  • #27
    “Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
    ― Paul Terry

  • #28
    Groucho Marx
    “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
    ― Groucho Marx

  • #29
    Douglas Adams
    “The story so far:
    In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #30
    W.C. Fields
    “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
    ― W.C. Fields



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